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[-] Original_joke@reddthat.com 66 points 1 year ago

Okay, we're not going to talk about the absolute monster of a bite that was taken? The fuck? You deep throat that burrito or something?

[-] MX36@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 year ago

Wanna know how I got these scars?

[-] hariette@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Lmao at the end ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Sergeant_Voronin@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

That bite was taken by an alligator

[-] Gork@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Now you've got sauce all over your cheeks.

[-] smashboy@kbin.social 60 points 1 year ago

Diarhee diarhoo diarhaa diarhehe

[-] Toocool@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[-] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.tf 3 points 1 year ago

Please don't make me laugh at this

[-] SalsaBoy69@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 year ago

Michael Jackson made it.

[-] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 23 points 1 year ago

Why did I read diarhehe in Michael Jackson's voice?

[-] Covfefe95@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago
[-] Screwthehole@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Ahh beetle juicing is alive and well I see

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago

9 out of 10 people are suffering from diarrhea, 1 out of 10 enjoying diarrhehe

[-] borth@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Michael is trying to warn you...

[-] Roundcat@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

"There's no kid in this kid's meal!"

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Dear diarhehe

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 1 year ago

This is hilarious, but... Can someone explain why a burrito would have such a word stamped on it?!?! Lol

[-] harry315@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

It's not stamped on, but rather spray painted on. You usually ~~print~~ spray paint best before dates and batch information on the outer packaging with an inkjet spray painter. In this occasion, there was no packaging (machine failed), but there was no detection of missing packaging either, that's why it's printed directly onto the product. What these letters mean... we can only guess. Maybe the printer accidentally put out an error code instead of a date? Maybe the macine controller did a whoopsie? We'll never know.

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Mine said Diar hard: With Vengeance

[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 4 points 1 year ago

Still better than diarrhea

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