Do you know what I hate about white people? Skiing. Its basically winter golf. (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by worldonaturtle@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Why yes let’s deforest the side of a mountain so we can run down it and possibly hit trees at fatal speeds. Im fucking glad climate change is making this bougie bullshit harder to do. I went skiing once, horrible experience. Everyone in the skiing lodge was a rich white asshole and it felt like I walked into a country club, no a hitler youth recreation club. If you own a timeshare let alone an entire house at a ski resort you deserve the fucking wall!!!!

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[-] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

Why does every fucking cartoon have an episode about it fuck you

[-] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Easier to draw/animate, perhaps?

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

That one Bond movie has a really iconic action sequence with it and it was used to good effect for gags in Loony Toons, so I think it's mainly imitating those though idk

[-] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

as a white who has never lived anywhere that snows or has elevation, skiing has always seemed like a silly way to do terrible damage to your knees

[-] worldonaturtle@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

Look on the brightside, at least you’ll get skin cancer.

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[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ball golf and downhill skiing: bad and bougie geordi-no

Disc golf and cross country skiing: cool and good, sports of the people geordi-yes

[-] TraumaDumpling@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago

going fast is fun and inherently cool, and anything that increases the chance of rich white people dying is also good for society overall. it's a win-win-win for everyone involved.

[-] WaterBear@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

This is Sami erasure

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 9 months ago

"I used to be able to afford skiing when my parents paid for it but now I can't" lmao sorry you lost the financial backing of your middle to upper class parents, can't relate to any of that. No I'm not salty what are you talking about?

[-] CannotSleep420@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 9 months ago

I don't know shit about skiing, so all I'll say is uhhhhhhhh "white people be like pizza slow french fries fast".

[-] sawne128@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

I downhill skiid as a kid a kid and thought it was kinda fun, and there was a slope in my home town. But i still agree with you, though I like cross-country skiing. Also, the names of the downhill disciplines make no sense. We have Slalom, Giant Slalom (?), Super-G (??), and Downhill (what should the other ones be called then???).