this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2024
168 points (100.0% liked)

the_dunk_tank

16035 readers
1 users here now

It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml

Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 

yes, the song feature ben shapiro rapping

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 82 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Isn't Ben Shapiro one of those "rap music isn't real music" type of guys? I get that he's basically a walking example of the Sartre Antisemite™ quote, but still

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ever since conservstives/fascists started doing this kind of music he's "changed his mind". But we all know it's a case of us-foreign-policy

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago

lmayo when black people do something: "I'm not sure about that"

lmayo when other lmayo do it: "How wonderful"

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago

He's fine with it so long as the rappers are white.

[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Anything’s “good” if the maker agrees with your trash views.

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

He thinks it's talentless in comparison to classical music, but his main talking point with lots of it was about the 'values' - twerking, violence, etc etc the usual conservative hypocrises.

This sort of 'rap' is about personal responsibility and stuff so it's all good.

All part of their avoidance of material analysis so they can say rap music and single mothers make black people poor.

[–] bestesttrash@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Homie, I'm epic, don't be a WAP

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 57 points 2 years ago

fucking D.A.R.E font lmfao

[–] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I just listened to it. Save yourself. I’ve been so thoroughly owned with facts and knowledge - almost all of which did not care for my feelings - that there’s no coming back. It’s over for me.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago

The left has been ownt and DESTROYED boohoo

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 2 years ago

For the love of god, please listen to Pastaguini. I ignored the warning. Now I'm broken. Shit. Save yourselves.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 58 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The comment section on Tom Macdonald videos I've seen are all like "Im a 78 year old from indiana and normally I call the police when I hear the neighbors playing rap but oh my heavens this new music is simply superior to the mumble nonsense! He says it like is and isnt afriad of the woke left!"

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So frustrating! Kanye ~~may be~~ is a Nazi, but at least he has some great lines. Tom can't even muster up midness.

[–] ComRed2@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

That's the dailywire employees earning their salary.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

These astroturfed hog songs are so fucking awful. Bad writing, bad sound etc. I hate that they get so many views so quickly what-the-hell

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Every chud listens to it on repeat for like two days to force everyone around them to also hear it.

Very few of them are even there to pretend it's real music. It's just about forcing others to suffer, just like all of their politics.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

This reminds me of a family member forcing me to listen to one of these awful songs. It's excruciating ohnoes

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Remembering the time a libertarian roommate put on Whiteboy and was like "wow he's spitting bars"

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There were like 12 half-assed "Let's Go Brandon" songs charting on iTunes (lmao) when the phrase/meme got popular. I'm sure there's like 0 effort out into this stuff and the hogs just joylessly lap it up/compulsively pay money for it.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 47 points 2 years ago

One thing I really love about Tom MacDonald is that all his lyrics appear to be written by random fifteen year old redditors.

Good on him for giving the youth a shot at the music industry.

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it just me or is this song just really ... racist? Like they wanna say the N word SO BADLY but somehow refrain from it for obvious reasons.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tom McDonald started his career on wanting to say the n-word

I'll never listen to any song he releases, but Ben definitely gave him the pass

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 41 points 2 years ago

This hoodie make me hippier hoppier, right?

-expert-shapiro

[–] kkitsuragisleftnut@hexbear.net 37 points 2 years ago

Damn this low-budget mid-90's PSA about doing drugs looks hella tight.

[–] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 2 years ago

For a song that seems to be about how pronouns don't matter and they don't care if this hurts your feelings, this McDonalds fella is rather insistent that he be called a man.

There's also a sort of… I don't want to say irony, as that implies wit… in dressing/'rapping' as if you're in g-unit in order to tell people as hard as you can that you're not into any of the illicit activities that rappers brag about being involved in. If that's you're thing, then why is your costume department putting you in the Wu-Tang gear? You can't appeal to the same audience with your mise-en-scène and then denounce it all without at least a semblance of using your 'street cred' to get the youth out of crime and into school.

Wtf did I just let hit my retinas and ear drums. It's an assault on the senses. An aural/visual dollop of strawberry and fish sauce ice cream in a spaghetti bolognese but the bolognese is made out of dog shit and the ice cream is frozen cat piss.

To be honest, it's quite impressive that a song using a total vocabulary of about 22 words can contain so many contradictions.

[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna be controversial and say that Eminem taught people that anyone can rap, even people with no musical talent.

[–] macabrett@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hasn't Ben implied several times in the past that rap isn't music?

us-foreign-policy

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter. The truth is he was always jealous of the people who "made it" in entertainment so of course he would rap given the opportunity, despite his past statements on it.

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

Failed at art and got into fascism. Name a more classic combo.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lol, Who the hell is the "homage to the D.A.R.E. logo" hoodie supposed to appeal to?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

Millennials who listen to Benny Shaps

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I need someone to post a piped link so I don't have to give this person any more views.

I crave the cringe.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

https://piped.video/watch?v=5kGpohEpuTE (cw chud music)

it's currently ranked #2 on youtube music for the day.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Oh lord. That was more than enough cringe. The hook of "I don't care if I offend you" really hammers home that they aren't offensive, just sheisty dramatic coat riders.

They're so offended that their opinions are largely considered shit that they wrote a song solidifying that they are "men," and disagreement with them makes them upset enough to attempt to write thinly veiled propaganda music in warehouse basements to broadcast to everyone as if they are somehow being silenced.

[–] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I'm not gonna pretend that I'm an expert on rap or anything but, like, this is shit.

Like, Ben Shapiro's verse has the stilted cadence of one of those YouTube videos where people splice together PragerU clips.

Lyrically the whole thing is dogshit, but it's especially glaring with Ben who has taken the same approach to rap that a child takes to poetry, creating rhyming couplets with no sense of flow or direction seemingly because that's how he thinks it's supposed to be.

I've heard better bars spat improvised at a wassailing, even after the cider has made a few cycles of the wassailers.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

yes, the song feature ben shapiro rapping

Catch a charge, extra large and extra hard, swipe your nose like a credit card

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Ngl Ben would be killing it at gay bars if he wasn't straight. Middle-aged twinks are a hot commodity.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i support gay rights, but i don't support what you just said

[–] PaulSmackage@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

There are rights, and then there are wrongs.

[–] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Middle-aged twinks are a hot commodity.

Whoever told you this is trying to entrap you as a house boy by trying to addict you to meth.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would literally murder a 40-year-old twink, Shapiro has clearly made a pact with the devil

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Verse 1: You need a gun! The only person who can protect you is you!

Chorus: We don't push guns! That's bad for some reason!

Verse 2: You defunded the police so now you have no protection! What guns?

How can a track with about ten actual lines be so thoroughly inchorent and contradictory?

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Remember when you used to see American flags in America? Now you don't. There aren't any. Just rainbows. Not a single American flag in all of America. Sad.

[–] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I know Benny boy gets a lot of grief here but Song Against Sex is fantastic even with his cameo in it.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (7 children)
load more comments (7 replies)
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Very Tall Bart do your thing!

load more comments
view more: next ›