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[-] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 50 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

All Hail Abortion Eagle! Truly a sign of freedom.

[-] catfish@programming.dev 21 points 9 months ago

Am I the only one that sees a crow?

[-] TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I wonder what Unidan is upto these days?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

A crowbar? That’s a coat hanger.

[-] Antagnostic@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

I'm pretty sure we call that a "Swallow".

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

no, that's ur mother

[-] PugJesus@kbin.social 39 points 9 months ago

"The raven is bringing you an abortion!" - countries with women's rights and universal healthcare

Here in the US, we have to pay for that raven to make a visit, smh.

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Probably still get charged..

[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 37 points 9 months ago

In college I had a coat hanger in a picture frame with a little sign that said "in case of emergency break glass"

[-] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Nah, that's a mute chicken.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

The official bird of the state of Texas.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 17 points 9 months ago

Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it's murder.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

For those who took too long like myself since I thought it was some kind of linguistics wordplay...

It's just implying that the eagle is doing abortions with a coathanger. So rather than giving babies, it takes fetuses.

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I've got a cousin who was born after a failed hangar abortion. Was born with all sorts of fucked up brain issues.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Yeah, honestly I didn't identify the coat hanger initially I thought it was some kind of branch.

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Jackdawbortionist

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 9 months ago

Life… uh… finds a way,

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

whatever this is in every driveway and a chicken in every pot.

[-] bremen15@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

Come over to /c/crowcompanions

[-] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 5 points 9 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !crows@lemmy.ml

[-] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 1 points 9 months ago
[-] balancedchaos@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Punchline in the title? Check.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

I didn't know what else to title it to be honest.

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world -4 points 9 months ago

Just call it "stork rule" or whatever if you feel uncreative

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

That sounds worse to me... Especially since this isn't 196.

[-] Sheeple@lemmy.world 0 points 9 months ago

196 adopted it from 195 so it's not like it's from 196 in the first place

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

I feel like the title/caption is the setup and the picture is the punchline.

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