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submitted 8 months ago by MicroWave@lemmy.world to c/world@lemmy.world

Vladimir Putin is going on a property hunt, ordering officials to find Russian assets that once belonged to its former empire or were owned by the Soviet Union.

An order from the Russian president published late Thursday allocated funding for a state unit to conduct searches for property abroad and ensure Russia’s ownership rights are registered. The document didn’t indicate the size of the budget for the operation or what kinds of property are being sought.

While it’s unclear what prompted the order, Putin’s interest in former imperial possessions is unlikely to ease concerns about his ambitions among neighboring states after Russia’s invasion of Ukraine upended European security.

At its peak, the Russian Empire extended into territories of modern Poland and the Baltic states of Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania, as well as Finland. It dissolved under the pressure of World War I and the 1917 Bolshevik revolution led by Vladimir Lenin that marked the birth of the Communist state.

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[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 113 points 8 months ago

I'm reading between the lines: "Russia is broke"

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 22 points 8 months ago

Looking for change in the ~~couch cushions~~ old countries they used to own.

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[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 54 points 8 months ago

While it’s unclear what prompted the order, Putin’s interest in former imperial possessions...

"We consider all former nations of the USSR to be former imperial possessions. We will be taking them back."

[-] frezik@midwest.social 10 points 8 months ago

A while back, some nut in the Duma said they should reclaim all former Russian territory, including Alaska. It would amuse me greatly to see them try.

[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago

We wouldn't even need to deploy the Army, the locals would curbstomp them back to Siberia.

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

That Duma official has forgotten that the local Alaskan population is armed for much more massive wildlife than a Russian conscript.

[-] intelshill@lemmy.ca 49 points 8 months ago

And yet the mods remove posts about the Polish and Estonia PMs warning about future Russian aggression... Interesting.

Some might even say... Propaganda.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I removed them because the same story was posted half a dozen times back to back to back. "Putin to attack Nato in 3-5/5-8 years."

The original story was kept, the others removed as duplicates.

[-] deafboy@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Thank you for your service!

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[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 48 points 8 months ago

Sorry Pootie, just because USSR owned it, doesn't mean your shitty little gas station gets to claim it.

[-] Nobody@lemmy.world 37 points 8 months ago

The Russian mob needs foreign property to borrow against. That’s how they operate. The money machine is having some problems with sanctions, and storage is constantly being depleted.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 37 points 8 months ago

It makes sense as the Russian military does a terrible job keeping track of their assets. They left an entire missile cruiser at the bottom of the Black Sea.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

that was a submarine missile cruiser.

It can stay under indefinitely!

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[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

Theres always money in the banana stand

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

It looks like he burnt down the banana stand

[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

Pootin should order a hunt for his dick and balls.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago

"Mister Putin, sir... With all respect, after thorough searching and examination, we have found them to be firmly lodged within your own rectum... We also found what appears to be an antique mold of Adolf Hitler's dick and balls behind them..."

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago

The Hunt for Red Cocktober

[-] Deceptichum@kbin.social 8 points 8 months ago

Putin small pp.

Rasputin big pp.

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 30 points 8 months ago

He’s probably going to start claiming Alaska as Russian property.

[-] Jaysyn@kbin.social 16 points 8 months ago

And we'll back the Swede's bid for St. Petersberg & Moscow.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

They can take it from my frozen, dead hands.

[-] tyrant@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Based on this comment and your user name it seems like you have a lot of hills you're ready to die on

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

goes to show how resillient they are, heh.

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago
[-] frezik@midwest.social 6 points 8 months ago

Don't even bother sending the Army to defend it. The locals are armed to the teeth, and the terrain is mountainous--perfect for guerrilla warfare. Let the first wave of landings go uncontested, then have the Navy pick off all the reinforcements and supply boats.

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[-] prole@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago

This is the exact shit the Nazis did in the late 1930s.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

I don't get it, what are they looking for? Do they want all the faberge eggs?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

"You are to return the nesting doll by order of Vladimir Putin!"

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 19 points 8 months ago

he already has a bunch of Republicans convinced that giving back Alaska is not only a good idea but the right thing to do

[-] Zipitydew@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

He owns those people now. He can have them back.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

those bitches can't roll over fast enough for him.. they figure if we give it back, maybe he won't invade..

[-] Uglyhead@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Got em in his back pocket since the RNC hack.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Russia can't even handle a war against a former client state, there's no chance they'd invade a current superpower and former near peer nation like the US. If they tried, they'd get stomped into the dirt before either side started waving their nuclear dick at the other.

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago

Looks like Putin is going on antique roadshow

[-] BeautifulMind@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

He's mad that there's a move afoot to sell seized Russian assets and use the proceeds to fund Ukraine's defense. The signal is: if you buy these things (yachts, real estate, whatever) Russia will see to it as a matter of official policy that you will fall carelessly out of a high window somewhere. The quiet part said out loud, tho, is that Russia now claims that anything it ever held, whether as the USSR or imperial Russia, or the current Russian Federation, is theirs forever no takebacks.

Basically the read on this should be: Russia is having trouble laundering rubles into non-sanctioned currencies (those foreign assets are basically conduits to do that) and is now saying essentially that if they can't keep our offshore loot they'll just seize all of Eastern Europe and demand tribute from their vassal territories

...of course, if Russia could actually do any of that it already would have

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Wasn't that technically everything in Russia?

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Putin finds a new way to be horrible. He labeled it something new, but it’s still the same old shit.

[-] athos77@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

Let us know if you find the Amber Room, will you?

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