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[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 138 points 5 months ago

From what i've heard of the game industry, being a gamedev is already survival horror.

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 7 points 5 months ago

I had a friend doing mobile gamedev, making near unheard-of money for their then city of residence, had everything going well for them... except the job was soul-crushing and draining, eventually giving them severe depression.

When I was getting my first dev job, they said I'd be really sorry about doing outsource, and I just thought that out of us two, I'd be the really happy one, even making much less than them.

[-] ghostdoggtv@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago

Not really visual anymore innit

[-] ji17br@lemmy.ml 37 points 5 months ago

Spotlight studio

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 57 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah so you gotta buy the lumafly lantern before you go in that area

[-] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 19 points 5 months ago

I never expected a Hollow Knight reference here

[-] Nightwind@lemmy.world 57 points 5 months ago

Knew a programmer that was near blind who only used magnifier on maximum zoom with his IDE. One of the best programmers I met, but his screen looked very much like that. Don't know how he did it.

[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 58 points 5 months ago

Programming happens in the mind. Whats on the screen is a pale and lifeless polaroid devoid of the moving, complex soul of real code.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

That feels like that scene in Amadeus, when Mozart dictates his music to Salieri.

[-] Nightwind@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Well put, however I find code formatting itself has a shape, texture and smell. How the programmer weaves the patterns of formatting tells a lot about his mind and style.

[-] 2deck@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Agreed; or their mind and style style.

Auto formatting is often too rigid for me and gets in the way of context driving the style.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Albino? There was an albino in my IT and the poor dude would literally be like 4 inches from the screen at all times. I guess that must be pretty close to his experience, yeah.

[-] locuester@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I worked with an albino like that who used a handheld magnifying glass. It actually inspired me to write a magnifier application for windows (which didn’t have one at the time, this was in 2006). That then led me to write little windows apps every day for a month, which got a lot of attention.

[-] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 52 points 5 months ago
[-] pkill@programming.dev 19 points 5 months ago

non-AMOLED devices spreading misinfo by enabling dark mode by default on low battery and it's consequences...

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[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 51 points 5 months ago

TFW when all of your bugs are like cockroaches that run away from the light but hide in the dark where you can’t see them.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

This is a blessing. You won't have to look at the spaghetti the last dev left behind.

[-] BurningnnTree@lemmy.one 27 points 5 months ago

It should play a jump scare sound when you get an exception

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 5 months ago

With a good eye-tracker and some tweaking, this might be usable...

[-] Aatube@kbin.social 15 points 5 months ago

...and OLED screens the price of LEDs...

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 21 points 5 months ago

I use an LCD monitor so there is no difference in power consumption. I preferred the old view, how do I go back?

[-] Poxlox@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago
[-] thechadwick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Just have to delete the system32 directory. That gets rid of the changed settings the fastest.

[-] HaveYouPaidYourDues@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago

That's a $10.99/month subscription

[-] flameguy21@lemm.ee 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This should be considered a war crime

[-] fsr1967@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago

laughs in IntelliJ multi cursor mode

[-] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

What…. Why..?!

Is it for double speed ?

[-] fsr1967@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

If you have multiple similar lines, you can perform the same editing on them all at once.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It does get its uses. Mostly editing similar lines, multiple methods at the same time, etc. Makes you look like a ninja too

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[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago

The animation that goes with this is pretty slick: https://x.com/Phantom_TheGame/status/1748457358521426375?s=20

[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 12 points 5 months ago

Coincidentally, there are writing (as in fiction, not code) apps just like this.

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 11 points 5 months ago

Oh hey, it's modern ed!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 5 months ago

The real horror is when you discover the monster behind all those errors haunting your sleepless nights... Was you all long

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 months ago

Makes a change from Visual Studio turning white because it has hung yet again.

[-] Feyr@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

You have been eaten by a grue

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 months ago

Reminds me of when CodeBullet turned Pacman into a first person horror game

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Anti-peeking filter is looking dope! Nobody will be able to look at my screen anymore, me included!

[-] trustnoone@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 5 months ago

Does anyone remember when something like this actually happened? Maybe it's the Mandela effect but U sweat at one stage a whole heap of sites were using black/dark mode to save the planet

[-] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago

I use it to save my eyeballs

[-] SomeoneWhoIsntMe@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I kinda want this to be real…

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

It's not too far off from how ed works!

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 1 points 5 months ago
[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 8 points 5 months ago

ed, the "standard editor" (according to its man page) and the predecessor of vi (the "visual editor"), is a terminal editor that doesn't automatically display any of the text you're working on; you have to use the p ("print") command to display the lines your wish to see.

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago
[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 3 points 5 months ago

If you have a Linux or Mac handy, you can trying it out! It's...kinda wild. If you know some Vim commands that start with :, there's a good chance they'll work in ed, except you don't type : itself (effectively you're always in "command mode").

There's also a novelty Twitter account, @ed1conf, that tweets about ed.

Some coworkers told me a story about a previous job candidate who said his preferred editor was ed. They thought it would be really interesting to see someone actually use it. But during the actual interview, when he opened ed, he didn't recognize or understand it; he was actually accustomed to a graphical editor that he thought was called ed because he apparently did all his work on a system where someone had symlinked or aliased ed to a modern tool.

[-] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Have fun:

gopher://katolaz.net/0/ed_tutorial.txt

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