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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

capitalism is like a human centipede if it was just one guy chugging diarrhea from his own ass

[–] Viatorem@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I want this quote tattooed on me

[–] Des@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago

data-laughing fucking burgerpunk shit i love it

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I love this so much. Watching capitalism completely and utterly fail in real time is chefs-kiss

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Unfortunately I just tried this and it didn't work :(

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So what exactly is happening here? People trying to use AI to post fake products?

[–] dom@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Isn’t that just all of Amazon

Also drop shipping is like digging for gold in a gold rush. I’m going to retire off the money made from my $6000 dropshipping course

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Layers and layers of bullshit marketing, re-listing, AI written descriptions. The internet is becoming a simulacra of a simulacra, totally disconnected from even a hallucination of reality

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

I remember some friends and I went trawling through Amazon to find the weirdest shit we could find, including wolf milk for raising wolf pups and a Mo'hel practice kit that included a fake rubber baby and a number of replaceable baby dicks you could circumcise. I wonder what AI would think about that.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd like you to meet our new Director of Product

[–] charly4994@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Unlimited genocide on gmod animations. We did not need anything else past the gmod idiot box.

[–] bloop@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

We’ve truly reached the pinnacle of human innovation

it's awesome that every method of collating and sorting all human knowledge that was previously enabled by the internet will soon be destroyed by the howling post-symbolic madness of the automated market

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this is unfortunately fake news. I just tried the search and found nothing of the kind

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They probably fixed it, but it was real

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

damn, I wanted to buy one and report back on what showed up

[–] sovietknuckles@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

One showed up for me when I searched for analyze generate product

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 years ago

Aaaaaaand it's gone