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If this is the pizza for 36 $ I feel pitty for humanity.

Someone, who probably works a shitty job that pays mostly for their rent, comes home way too tired and depressed to cook. Orders a pizza that looks absolutely underwhelming. For money that is equivalent for a month of food in another country.

MVP

The Chinese food place near me still sells lunch specials for <10$. It's the only place I order out from anymore and it will probably close soon.

Gustavo Gusto frozen pizza is better than at least 80% of delivery pizza anyway.

Their crazy bread is like crack to me I stg

It's still a better price for what you are getting, but somehow a large Little Caesars pizza is only as filling as like three or four slices from anywhere else. I can easily finish it in one sitting. But you can't complain about $5.55 for a whole pizza. And the "Hot-N-Ready!" signs have been making me giggle for 20 years.

I feel about the word "slather" the way a lot of people seem to feel about the word moist.

You can make tortilla pizza.

For years I've improved frozen pizzas by just adding more mozzarella.

It all went downhill when they let the delivery people set the prices

...?

I remember when Little Cesar's didn't suck, but that didn't last either.

Now they're $6. At least where I am. They're not the best pizza; but they are the best pizza for $6.

I understand wanting to give people the tools to help themselves but it's also important to keep in mind that this sort of logic has been used to punish the poor and victim blame for any excess pleasure expenditure.

Poverty is a symptom of a failing system and does not fall solely on the individual to escape.

You are assuming the people have the time to learn, the energy, even a kitchen with enough space to do it. Now if you're just talking about like a frozen pizza sure whatever but if you're talking about making it from scratch that's a lot of fucking work not everyone has that kind of time

Tbf sometimes you don't have the energy or time to cook at home. When that happens pizza is one of the cheapest options. But not freakin $36 pizza that looks marginally better than Little Ceasars.

Pizza is an exception in my book because I can never make it as good at home as they do in a restaurant kitchen.