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The comments are marginally better than I expected.

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[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 89 points 8 months ago

My country told me that my country is good and other country is bad, have you considered that? smuglord

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 83 points 8 months ago

“The bad guys” according to neocons

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 56 points 8 months ago

"of course mcdonalds is good, otherwise it wouldn't be so popular"

"wait not like that"

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 75 points 8 months ago

Do anti DPRK and anti Iran people ever notice they're on the same side as Israel, US, UK, Australia, and Germany?

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 8 months ago

Yes, in fact that's why they are anti DPRK and Iran.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 74 points 8 months ago

“Have you considered the designated bad countries stand against genocide, while the imperial core defends it?”

berdly-smug

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 66 points 8 months ago

Currently top comment:

Truths are complicated and challenging. We don't have to take sides or teams; although I know it's difficult given then times we live in, where we feel the pressure to take sides given how fast we are bombarded with information. Join me and others in the effort to be comfortable with cognitive dissonance, and remember that regardless of any political leaning or nationality, we are all connected by our common humanity. Let's not antagonize eachother. Good luck in your search for answers.

data-laughing

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

if you're experiencing cognitive dissonance INVESTIGATE WHY WTF

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

Self-aware enough to recognise cognitive dissonance but too much of a coward to challenge my lazy good guys bad guys assumptions. Who’s with me?

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

New copypasta just dropped

[-] huf@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

some serious pete buttigieg chatgpt energy there

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

That is prime tagline material. Who do I need to ~~threaten~~ ping to get it up there?

[-] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

This is the type of thinking that is the antithesis to my very being. I always told myself that I was overreacting thinking these kinds of people actually existed. It makes me so sad to see someone claim it so proudly.

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Normally I'd feel sad about this too, but seeing the libs rally behind genocide has made me go full Jonkler. I only have disdain for these shits.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 65 points 8 months ago

Iran gives free healthcare to trans people, Israel doesn't shrug-outta-hecks

[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

doesn't Iran forcibly transition gay cis people

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

yea though ive also heard they do mandatory celibacy or straight marriages as well

hopefully they fix that

[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

Well the current government is a far right wing theocracy so I doubt it

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

who knows, they did it with trans stuff, maybe theyll decide to change their minds based on some obscure passage again

[-] flan@hexbear.net 55 points 8 months ago

The liberal brainpan can only understand the world in terms of marvel movies

[-] pooh@hexbear.net 54 points 8 months ago

Do people who like mustaches ever notice they're on the same side as Joseph Stalin? Really makes you think.

josus-stalin

[-] Zrc@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

that's how I know I'm rightgigachad-hd

[-] xi_simping@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No, in fact, it reinforces that I am on the correct side.

[-] Maaj@hexbear.net 47 points 8 months ago

What an odd subreddit to ask that question in, lmao. Wtf does Sam Harris have to do with any of this 😂😂

[-] booty@hexbear.net 34 points 8 months ago

same thing will menaker has to do with it.

it's just a community for racists

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Presumably nothing except that he's jacking himself raw as on of the 2000s preeminent debate bro Islamophobes and racists. I suspect this is his sub doing the same.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago

Oh damn you're right, I am pro DPRK.

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 8 months ago

Juche Gang stays winning 😎

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

Phrenology subreddit with the us-foreign-policy

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago
[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[-] nothx@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

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[-] nothx@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

I love liberals, honestly, they really have a way of lightening the mood with their brain dead takes.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Do you see you're posting on a subreddit for a hack fraud?

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Z-axis is coming together baby

[-] 420stalin69@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

For some reason, it’s extremely easy to confuse material wealth with moral worth. Throughout history.

[-] theother2020@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

We have the stuff, therefore we are worthy of having the stuff. It’s self evident!

See white supremacy. Manifest destiny. White saviorism. Etc Etc

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago
[-] TheDeed@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Libs view politics like a Marvel movie

[-] spacecadet@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

Sam Harris and the classic meditation is helpful --> Islamophobia pipeline. Why is this a common type of phony intellectual white guy

[-] autismdragon@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

The people accusing us of campism:

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 8 months ago

"Why don't you people get it?! The good team and the bad team are colour coded for our convinience! US foreign policy "

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 8 months ago

Astounding what 0 historical education does to the cracker mind.

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