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[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 48 points 9 months ago

Onya Marx-Getsetgo

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately, she died because of a falling bullet that someone had fired in the air. When the bullet was fired, the people in the crowd started running as fast as physically possible. The "running races" or whatever they call it these days are held in her memory. An absolutely sad fact that noone nows πŸ˜”.

One like = 1 prayer πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

[-] wellee@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

So what does a down vote do?

[-] Gekoloniseerd@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Kill her again. So pls upvote or else ded.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Some sort of satanic ritual?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Hail Satan!

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

noone now

Jeez, so impatient. Here ya go!

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 13 points 9 months ago

onion marx.

libs = owned βœ…

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Speaking of Marx's family, his grand grand grand son, Joseph Marx, has a YouTube channel where he does parkour under the name Exclamation Marx

[-] Saeveo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

He's apparently no actual relation of Karl Marx, he's acknowledged that that story was made up (unless the article writer himself is lying).

https://talesoftimesforgotten.com/2020/06/12/is-karl-marxs-great-great-grandson-really-doing-parkour-in-london/

[-] raoulraoul@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

She wasn't the only ignored sibling in the revolutionary socialist's family. There was also the pioneer sports car driver, Sckid.

Not to mention the pharmaceuticals researcher, Tchrak.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago
[-] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 7 points 9 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !puns@lemmy.ml

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago
[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

No, Nonya B. is part of the Issness family

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Didja get any Onya?

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