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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

That's normal. You need to replace a bad habit with a good one, like eating snacks with doing meth.

[–] weird_nugget@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That's why I gave up and do snacks while doing meth.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I've heard fly fishing on meth is popular

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Based on my neighbor's behavior on meth, this would just result in repeatedly disassembling and reassembling the fishing rod, with fewer parts each time

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I think it's more about making lures than fishing

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Gum helped me with that tbh. At Costco or whatever wholesale you can get a billion packs for pretty cheap

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Oh man, I'm almost out of gum. That's the perfect excuse to get myself a snack at the same time.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Better get a cookie too and some chips for later

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 3 points 11 months ago

You can always kick some ass.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago

Oh that's a G

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is how I end up snacking on 10-year-old saltines.

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I once ended up eating an apple.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That are desperate measures

[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

That's how you actually change, put yourself in situations where you don't have the choice but to do the right thing

It'll be easier the next time

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yep, next time I'm buying snacks.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Only thing I learned from this expedition tbh

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You need to plan ahead with lots of pre-sliced vegetables around.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Better just go to the store again

[–] pokexpert30@lemmy.pussthecat.org 1 points 11 months ago

Isn't feeling snackish an eating disorder? My gf has those.