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What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by cheese_greater@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

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[-] Spider89@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

No cop, no stop.

[-] Inucune@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

If you cut the ground prong off and flip the plug upside down, it runs backwards.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Skillz that killz ☠️

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 8 months ago

"Your ____ hurts? Stub your toe then you won't notice it as much."

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

This has the same cadence as my appleseeds one 🙃

[-] Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

Snorting nose drugs are good for your sinuses

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Luv me some nose clams

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Actually I've had a bad case of covid for like 4 days now and haven't been able to breathe out of my nose. While not technically nose drugs, I took one of my wife's Adderall and like magic I'm breathing through my nose again. Still feel terrible and can't sleep now but I'm no longer a mouth breather. I couldn't sleep last night because my mouth would dry out every 5 minutes so bad I'd have to take a drink of water every few minutes then pee.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Amphetamine used to be used exactly for this, its why Sudafed or gtfo when it comes to blocked nose

[-] SheerDumbLuck@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

The Toronto horse cops carried around trading cards for their horses as a part of a PR campaign. Ask a cop for one!

Just another way for you to be disappointed by the police. Can't even do PR right.

[-] sour@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

don’t trust anyone whose food come from box

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I feel slighted 🤣

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