So many Doomsday Prophets and all of them have been wrong.
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But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in Heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.
- Matthew 24:36
Matt didn't mention radio hosts specifically so this one's real.
yeah that makes sense
People don’t talk about that event anymore, but it was a big deal for me. The Secular Humanist group I was in threw an Apocalypse Party.
It was also my first time doing karaoke. I sang the Doobie Brothers - Jesus is Just Alright
OK, what did Trump do on that May 21st, 2011?
What are you talking about? The world ended, the truck was right, obviously we need more Jezuzibus.
My favorite conspiracy theory is that the Rapture happened long ago, but few enough people qualified that it only amounted to a handful of unsolved missing persons cases.
But aren't all the other people supposedly gone to the bad place then?
Holy motherforking shirtballs!
spoiler tags?
10 years is long enough.
Jason got it? Jason figured it out? Well, this is a new low. Yeah, this one hurts.
That is the best line in that show.
Definitely if I had to pick a single line. It's also fun because it doesn't spoil anything to anyone who hasn't seen it. lol
ITT: Maybe he was right. Everything is garbage now. I hate everyone and wish we were all dead. BUT lol!
Accountant: WTF no, life is worth living!
Everyone: wow accountant you are so negative
You can't prove that we're all not dead and in some kind of weird purgatory right now. Maybe FamilyRadio.com was right!
TBF it says "it begins May 21, 2011"
It could just still be in progress.
Edit: he also claimed that the universe would be destroyed "October 21, 2011" which apparently also didn't happen.
Their own fucking bible says no man will know the end day. But I remember this dumb fuck. Sadly some people believe him sold off all their worldly goods.
Some people lack even rudimentary critical thinking.
I thought Judgement Day was August 29, 1997?
I remember that dude. He owned several shitty little local radio channels. For years, just sounded like a very stodgy traditional regular Christian. Then he realized, the nuttier he got, the more money.
I'd have been okay with it ending in 2011.
We really wouldn't have missed anything good.
The day after, we were all convinced he was wrong, but 15 years later, I'm almost convinced he was right.
The world did end in 2011. Or, rather, it began to end in 2011. Turns out, the end of the world is a very gradual, painful process. Probably got almost a hundred more years left before the end of the world finishes happening. But they're all going to be progressively shittier years.
The last such bullshit I put any faith in was a pamphlet titled something like "88 Reasons Jesus is Coming Back in '88". A decade later and I was at most deist (with a pagan phase dying down) well on my way to atheism.
Maybe End of the World was the band, and their album Judgement Day was dropping on that day?
Honestly, kind of want to wrap my car with that. Specifically I just want "The Bible Guarantees It!" on my bumper and the cool space hourglass.
Being my slave guarantees it