how can this be true? i dont run away when i try to wipe my butt, but when i go up to people and try it, they dont let me
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You must not be charming them first.
This is some Pokémon shit
show them that master ball, they wont be able to resist
there was supposed to be some charm involved?
Do you usually let people near your butt that haven't rizzed you a little first?
no but that's the point surely, other people must be rizzed, i come autorizzed
Only if you want it to be easy. If you want it to be difficult, just keep being yourself, I guess?
Someone has not worked at an eldercare home
As someone who has been a bit of a professional wiper of other peoples butts for a few years now, I could not possibly disagree with this premise more.
I dunno, I have been wiping my disabled son's butt for nine and a half years now, and it has gotten easier and easier to wipe his butt, and more and more difficult to wipe my own.
Why didn't noone tell me we can just post badposts here with zero consequences
D:
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he doesn’t even know the badposting meta!
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My wife and I have both had to wipe each other's butts after major surgeries. Neither of us agree with this.
Washing another person's butt like in the shower or something is easy, though.
I recommend staying seated on the toilet. Then, when ready, just lean straight forward. Your butthole will be exposed back there by the nature of your posture. This gives your partner an easy access to reach back and clean your sphincter sparkling clean. I recommend wet wipes as a finisher, but don't flush those. Wrap up the used wadded wipe in toilet paper, and toss in a lined garbage receptacle.
Would be nice but in my case when I was wiping my wife's butt it was after a major lower back surgery so leaning in any direction was at her ability. We got through it, though.
When I broke my leg in 5 places in a motorcycle accident I think this is how she helped me wipe mine. So it's definitely good information.
Oh my goodness that sounds awful. 😞
Sure but times like those you find out what real love is. Having someone who will take care of you and you feel a loving duty to take care in those times is special.
I feel the same way about my family.
garden hose too. just point and shoot, really
who wipes anymore? in this house, patriots scoot on the carpet.
Im still gonna wipe my own butt
Toxic individualist idealogue.
;)
Having worked at an elderly home, I can’t say I agree. My female colleagues, who had to face regular sexual harassment while wiping the butts of disgusting old men also would not agree.
I don't even wipe my own butt, remember, time is money, buy my courses today so you can learn how to spend $20k on my next course
My hands get sore wiping my own butt so this checks out. If someone else could wipe my butt my hands would hurt less.
might wanna make some dietary adjustments bud
The issue is more so that my hands are fucked from working and the vending motion for a wipe pulls the tendons just wrong
ah that sucks. highly recommend a bidet
i have a bidet
I bid you goodet.
You need seashells.
Three of them.
I will not elaborate.
The social consequences of this truth are obvious.
This is why girls always go to the bathroom in groups
Wrong.
This is also true of bidets. Hose em down, comrades.