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Exactly why are you not wishing for infinite genie blowjobs?
Because that can go wrong in a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.
Yeah, "infinite genie blowjobs" is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.
Seems like you'd get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs...
Or "jeany" as in jeans, jeans rugburn it to a bloody nub.
It’s funny because that’s the first thing I thought of when I wrote my comment, lol
I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey's paw thing though
Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.
Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday
Sounds like you've been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol
Well, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…
Those smartass genies...
You could ask for the genie to be your lifelong slut then the second desire be immortality. The third desire is having infinite desires. You've now hacked the game.
Infinite wishes never works
You wish for him wanting to fulfill your every wish.
Awww. Fuck these non-written rules. We have to protest into the geniuses department.
Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.
you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity
Lol that's only if you don't specify they are individual bjs and on demand
You didn't define how long an individual blowjob lasts. You haven't solved the problem. Enjoy getting your weenie destroyed by a genie.
If I was actually going to be able to make this wish, I'd have to sit down for hours with someone like you creating a framework to prevent issues like that lol
first wish is having a lawyer that specializes wishmaking magical law on retainer
youtube.com/watch?v=Bwic3hJ4q1A
It doesn't work.
This was amazing, thanks!!
That's one wish though. Loophole!
I wonder what your third wish could possibly be
Probably a genie boob job
Personally that's when I'd ask to cornhole the genie.
