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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 69 points 13 hours ago (5 children)

Exactly why are you not wishing for infinite genie blowjobs?

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 60 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (3 children)

Because that can go wrong in a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, "infinite genie blowjobs" is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 13 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Seems like you'd get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Or "jeany" as in jeans, jeans rugburn it to a bloody nub.

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It’s funny because that’s the first thing I thought of when I wrote my comment, lol

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey's paw thing though

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.

Remember that when you’re blowing your candles out at your next birthday

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like you've been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol

[–] cruseo@piefed.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Well, I’ve certainly wished for a blowjob and gotten more than I bargained for, if that’s what you’re wondering…

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Those smartass genies...

[–] Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You could ask for the genie to be your lifelong slut then the second desire be immortality. The third desire is having infinite desires. You've now hacked the game.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

You wish for him wanting to fulfill your every wish.

Awww. Fuck these non-written rules. We have to protest into the geniuses department.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.

you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Lol that's only if you don't specify they are individual bjs and on demand

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You didn't define how long an individual blowjob lasts. You haven't solved the problem. Enjoy getting your weenie destroyed by a genie.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

If I was actually going to be able to make this wish, I'd have to sit down for hours with someone like you creating a framework to prevent issues like that lol

first wish is having a lawyer that specializes wishmaking magical law on retainer

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

youtube.com/watch?v=Bwic3hJ4q1A

It doesn't work.

[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 7 hours ago

This was amazing, thanks!!

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

That's one wish though. Loophole!