I had two and thought it wasn't working. Took a third.

Spent an unknown amount of time frozen in my chair because I could feel the air too much on my skin.

Give it a second, kids.

Sound advice. Also, if you dose acid and it isn’t working, check the time if you’re already high on marijuna. You don’t wanna think it’s been super long and take more when it’s actually been like 30 minutes. Happened to me. Lucky that it wasn’t a bad experience.

I will not, I will avoid weed in all it's forms because it makes me panic and be seriously uncomfortable for the entire time.

Now cocaine makes me shut the fuck up and sit relaxed and happy, cocaine turns off all those demons in my brain and I can just live the way you all live without hate for myself, without having a voice telling me I'm not good and I should kill myself.

Alcohol helps!

I don't need or want any help, I've done coke 3 times in my life and it's been 2 years since I last did it.

Real depression and anxiety at the level that baby boomers decided weren't real are F#&king awful.

I encourage everyone to not have parents like mine!

Biggest letdown is when you follow this rule and absolutely nothing happens.

Back around 2015 I went to Amsterdam.

Now I don't really use the marijuana, but have.

But I did want to eat a brownie while there as part of the experience.

I met up with some other gals at a hostel. We all went to a famous coffee shop. Has a bulldog logo (?) It was super packed. But there was a big table of a few other young ladies and we asked if we could join. So we hung out with them the rest of the evening.

I got my brownie. And of course I had read about dosage and such online before hand. Cause I was traveling alone and you gotta be smart about drug use as a tourist.

The guide online said that the effects take a pretty long time to kick in. Some reporting an hour or even longer. But that the potency of THC in this particular brownie from this shop was very high. And was suggested to not eat more than one and not smoke and eat the brownie too.

As I'm chatting up with these new friends, I notice one has a half eaten brownie in front of her , while she is also smoking.

So I say. "Hey I read online ...dosage.......yada yada"

And she's like. "Oh shit. Really ?" But in a German accent cause she was German.

She then told me she already ate a full brownie. That one of the other girls didn't finish hers, so she was finishing it off.

And I was like..

"Guuuurrll. Be careful getting back to your hostel."

When we left we split up into two groups. There was like 10 of us. And we walked each other back to our hostels. I was with 2 other people going to a different hostel and 2 going back to mine (same room, which is how I met them).

Idk what happened to the German girl. But here is what happened to me and my group.

After we dropped off the 2 other ladies at their hostel we headed to ours.

The brownies started to kick in. And ramped up fast. We had all had one. And then one of the girls had also smoked. So one of us was practically non functional while two of us near that point.

We started getting really confused about how to get back to the hostel. It was pretty late by then. No busses or trams running. We were walking. Gps sucked balls back then. But that's what we used.

All the canals looked the same. We had to keep stopping to sit down . Because we were so fucked up. Were we walking in circles. Had we came this way already. ?

I have never been so high in my life. And I definitely had overdone it a few times as a teen but it was nothing like this.

We kept questioning if that was the same boat or different. Idk. Somehow we did finally make it back.

The next morning one of them woke me up to ask if I wanted to go to the anne frank house. I was like. Fuck no.

It was so surreal. Like anne fucking frank. !?!

I can't handle anne fucking Frank like this. You know?

I Slept until like 3pm. I was also dealing with time change cause I'm from the Midwest U.S. but yeah. So I missed them and they were going back to Spain after anne frank house. so I never saw them again or got their info. :/. Cool people tho.

But omg. I still wonder about that German chick. Damn.

She was with a group going to her hostel but I bet she had a rough time. Brownie had to have kicked in before ours did. 🫪

Sometimes I have a moment of slight regret after taking an edible. Once you've chewed and swallowed it, there's that moment where you don't feel high yet but it is now inevitable that you're going to get high, it's too late to change your mind

I did this with mushrooms. It literally changed my life.

I took one of those super strong edibles one time, it was one of those unregulated THC varieties. I was high for 3 days straight. I was not a happy camper.

Nope, eat the second one. Its just weed. Itll make reading toad and frog awesome.

Those books were awesome, but did you ever read them on Weeeeeeed?

Sometimes your mistake could be taking any at all, and then it triggers a weeks-long series of psychotic episodes that has you walking into the bathroom, taking off your shirt and wadding it up, so that you can use it to muffle your own uncontrollable screaming

You might think that the entire world is fake. You might start talking like a robot. You might suddenly get into meditation like your life depends on it. You might even draw crazy doodles on your phone to help get you through it, like this big-chinned goblin with a strange name

That's just propaganda from ppl who don't want you to have a good time.

Go on, you can has a little second dose, as s treat.

Edibles either do nothing at all or knock me out so bad I wake up super high.

When you want to eat another, you have the munchies and it's working. Eat a bag of chips.

Bullshit. This bullshit ass edible isn't doing shit and it's been like 15 minutes.

This is how 95% of bad trip stories start btw

FYI I find the dose in store bought edibles are generally poorly mixed. It's very common for one to have 2-3x the effect for me. I've tried many brands.

That's why I take an edible at around 1/2 my desired effect, which for me is only 2mg, an hour before I want the effect and then take a vape to increase it to the preferred level. Reduces the amount of shit going in my lungs but makes the effect way more controllable.

You will rue the day you ate two brownies

Instructions unclear, I ate the second one before the first and now I'm levitating

I personally hate edibles, you have like an entire hour not knowing if you're functional or not. with smoking you just turn into a human blob instantly.

That being said, it's just personal preference and there are a lot of benefits to edibles.

Yes and its also important that you don't punch yourself in the junk when someone messes with you by telling you your junk is out when it isn't but you are so high you can't tell and you attempt to check. Just sayin

Too late.