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Like it was still 52 - 48 even if you completly remove the City.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 75 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Fascinating. It's almost as if square footage doesn't get the right to vote, people do

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This is literally heresy to many Amerikkkans, prepare to be burned at the stake.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not the only thing they want to burn me at the stake for

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

AmeriKKKans are anti-:beanis-salute:

[–] notfromhere@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

I’ve literally been told that only land owning males should be allowed to vote. Take one guess who they were and where they lived. Yep, white male with a lot of land out in the middle of nowhere.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately not the case in America. The electoral college exists explicitly to prevent people from having more power than miles of empty land.

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

Let the land speak.

[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 56 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

“Not getting”

these people know what they’re doing. They choose to engage in these obviously false narratives because it lets them be part of an in-group. I’m being pedantic but I think the distinction matters.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

the professional ones know. some random guy is 50-50 or better to be illiterate

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

I think it goes beyond that. They want to go back to the days when only land owners could vote.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 43 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] agentant@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sooooo no Furry Martha Stewart Pornography website?

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Store bought beanis is fine if you want to skip making your own

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 6 days ago (4 children)

One of America's greatest mysteries: why do people in dense population centers vote Democrat while vast empty stretches of unoccupied land always seems to vote Republican?

[–] BuhbyeLittleGumshoe@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

Cosmopolitan values of international finance capital vs agribusiness/oil/mAdE iN aMeRiCa hogs

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I am once again calling for a Reverse Down To The Countryside movement

"Farmers" who exploit immigrant labor, country music stars, and suburban jet ski dealership owners must be made to work as baristas in poor urban neighborhoods to put them in touch with America's working class

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Evil Pol Pot be like /j

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 25 points 6 days ago

Brainwashing and propaganda to make them truly belive they're God's (second) chosen (after Isreal of course).

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

I think a big part is that rural areas in the US are underserved and therefore don’t trust the government to function properly. They’d rather the government exist as little as possible (or at least tax them as little as possible)

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Conservatives not understanding landmasses dont vote classic my high school us history teacher was one of those guys

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

well thankfully in the US there are a lot of laws that basically gives land the right to vote

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Effectively, that’s how the senate works

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 38 points 6 days ago

to be fair, land is property/wealth and wealth has the biggest seat at the table.

the people who look at all that land and say crap like that are just confessing their ideology.

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 30 points 6 days ago

Republican finds out the real minority taking up all the resources were the friends he made along the way catgirl-smug

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We should start including all of the ocean floor in these maps to really hammer home how little of the vote is being counted.

[–] Mutalisk@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

if we count land in the metaverse the libertarians will easily get the 90% of the vote they deserve doggirl-smart

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I speak for the trees and the trees say:

Kill all brown people, down with trans. Also we need more data centers.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Also we need more data centers.

Masochistic trees

[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

This happens every election everywhere in this shithole country and I'm fascinated every time

[–] DudleyMason@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Cousin humpers always wanna pretend like the trees and bugs should get a vote. When they're not demanding that everyone else subsidize their life as a hermit in the middle of nowhere by bringing all the advantages of modern society to their shithole jerkwaters free of charge.

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

BTW I hate this. The way we've brought the tech into the wilderness. How everywhere has to be modern now. For a long time cities were the place that had industry and tech and the boonies were some dude in a cabin who didn't even have electricity. THAT WAS GOOD! You had a choice. Get tired of modern life? Go live in the middle of nowhere and milk cows or whatever for awhile. Now everywhere is the same. You could be in Nebraska and they'll ask you to do the application online because they don't take resumes in person anymore. It's just so boring.

[–] Shaleesh@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

this sucks and mending the rural/urban quality of life disparity is a good thing actually

[–] XiJinpingStanAccount@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

I think you are mistaking me wanting rural life to be different with wanting it to be worse. I maybe worded things in a confusing way. I'm not advocating for rural areas not to have electricity again that was an old timey example. I just think it should be different. Simpler. Like think solarpunk. back gardens. clothes on a line. a few animals. etc. The issue now is that rural areas are forced to basically strive for the same ways of making a living as city dwellers because everything is so expensive. You can't live a simple life and relax if a tiny shack is 150k usd and you have a yearly tax on the place you live, and you need a car to drive to the massive big box store that charges the same prices for food as youd see in the city. And then the pervasiveness of tech is a huge issue.

Like yeah you'd have less of the convenience services, and you should, like doordash, uber, etc. But it should also be much cheaper to just live a simple life out there.

I'd also push back on the past having been worse in rural areas. Like the time periods we are talking about where rural areas rarely had electricity were the same ones where cities had shit in the streets and smog like crazy. I'd rather make do without power personally.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

One ~~man~~ square metre, one vote

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Metre? We ain't like those sissy euros. Real patriots only measure in units derived from the anatomy of dead British monarchs!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

Got get me a little cabin in one of those dark green bits.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

I've seen this happen every US election that I've been alive. Every time the CHUDs don't understand (or refuse to understand) that people vote, not land. Though I suppose they would want to go back to a time when only wealthy white landowning males could vote, so I guess it checks out?