this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2026
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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 13 points 10 hours ago

Count your kidneys before you go.

[–] Duranie@leminal.space 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

First thought, be careful. Curious where you're traveling to?

That said, in 2016 my niece meet a man online, they talked for at least 6 months. He flew out to meet her and our family for a few weeks around Christmas. By summer she flew out to move in with him, a month later they were married. They have 2 kids now and are as happy as 2 people can be juggling raising small kids, work, and a family business lol.

[–] akabasalt@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago
[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Getting killed is the least frightening possibility imo.

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 hours ago

Yeah you could end up getting … married… shutters

[–] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 52 points 14 hours ago

For what it's worth, I'm sitting here at a playground in Korea watching my son who I have with someone from a different continent. So you never know.

[–] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 2 points 7 hours ago

Very moderate

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 58 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Also she's down on her luck, and needs $10k to pay some debts. But no worries she'll pay it back soon, she promised.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The family water buffalo urgently needs an operation.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Everybody’s got a water buffalo, mine is fast but yours is slow….

Where'd we get them I don't know

[–] anzo@programming.dev -5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

Sadly, that was my experience when i looked up for open source online dating and found alovoa. To be fair, there were sexual workers too.

Someone should code one with bundled moderation at its core :)

Edit: removed word "vibe" right before code, a storm of downvotes caught me. I didn't mean it.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Someone should vibe code one

"Please enter a different password. Password hunter2 is already in use by AzureDiamond."

[–] anzo@programming.dev 2 points 7 hours ago

What do you mean? I only see *******

[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Your genitals will soon be wind chimes.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

Some pay extra for that

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That's not very Derek of you.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] neatchee@piefed.social 4 points 10 hours ago

/me guzzles martini glass of olives

[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 38 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How attached are you to your kidneys?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

OP can train himself to resist whatever drug it is they use to knock people unconscious.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago

as you wish

[–] lath@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago

Well, you lived long enough, considering.

[–] BladeFederation@piefed.social 1 points 9 hours ago

Good luck OP. I did this and now I've been married for 3 years and life is awesome. High risk, high reward.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

weird... i have a kid that did this.

the wallets are nice

[–] PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I was about to ask, my friend's birthday is soon. He could use a nice leather wallet.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

About 99.5% according to this highly scientific number I just pulled out of my ass.