Count your kidneys before you go.
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First thought, be careful. Curious where you're traveling to?
That said, in 2016 my niece meet a man online, they talked for at least 6 months. He flew out to meet her and our family for a few weeks around Christmas. By summer she flew out to move in with him, a month later they were married. They have 2 kids now and are as happy as 2 people can be juggling raising small kids, work, and a family business lol.
Thailand.
Getting killed is the least frightening possibility imo.
Yeah you could end up getting … married… shutters
For what it's worth, I'm sitting here at a playground in Korea watching my son who I have with someone from a different continent. So you never know.
Very moderate
Also she's down on her luck, and needs $10k to pay some debts. But no worries she'll pay it back soon, she promised.
The family water buffalo urgently needs an operation.
Everybody’s got a water buffalo, mine is fast but yours is slow….
Where'd we get them I don't know
Sadly, that was my experience when i looked up for open source online dating and found alovoa. To be fair, there were sexual workers too.
Someone should code one with bundled moderation at its core :)
Edit: removed word "vibe" right before code, a storm of downvotes caught me. I didn't mean it.
Someone should vibe code one
"Please enter a different password. Password hunter2 is already in use by AzureDiamond."
What do you mean? I only see *******
Your genitals will soon be wind chimes.
Some pay extra for that
That's not very Derek of you.
Derek.
/me guzzles martini glass of olives
How attached are you to your kidneys?
OP can train himself to resist whatever drug it is they use to knock people unconscious.
as you wish
Well, you lived long enough, considering.
Good luck OP. I did this and now I've been married for 3 years and life is awesome. High risk, high reward.
weird... i have a kid that did this.
the wallets are nice
I was about to ask, my friend's birthday is soon. He could use a nice leather wallet.
About 99.5% according to this highly scientific number I just pulled out of my ass.