this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2026
348 points (98.9% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

42369 readers
3571 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The first one is absolutely skill issue. You're supposed to parboil them to get the bitterness out.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, if you buy canned rocks from the grocery store.

You need to buy your rocks from the farmer’s market, in the south of France. In a month that doesn’t contain a vowel.

[–] ElderReflections@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago

Ah, there's nothong quire like a sweet Nvmbr pyroclast

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 10 points 3 days ago

I prefer them all denty

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That only works with igneous rocks though

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Tried boiling igneous rocks, they exploded.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Last time I was hiking there was shit all over the ground. It's like people don't even clean after their animals.

To be fair, I heard at least 40% of the shit was your own 🤷🏻

[–] techpb@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

We should ALL go to this hiking area every weekend to investigate

[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Is this nature....IN MY NATURE??

if they're hiking around oakland, yeah. the rocks do not taste good

[–] Tja@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's like they're not even taking the forest!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I'm not sure if you mean raking, referencing the Mango Mussolini blunder, or want people to steal a forest in/near Oakland 🤔

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Yeah, I meant raking, autocorrect got me!

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Could have meant taking (care of) the forest, as well.

People kept interrupting the dump I was taking. 2/5

People kept interrupting the dump I was taking. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / 5