If I wanted jokes like this I'd talk to my right-wing ass coworkers who are too scared to go to any town with more than 5000 people because they claim "that's where all 'them' people live and commit gang crimes"
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The other day, I saw a bumper sticker on a big truck: TRY THAT IN A SMALL TOWN
Thing is, this is a suburb of San Diego, with a population soon to top 100,000. Conservatives have no awareness that they're self-owning.
I'd be in much more danger in Dogshit Junction, Texas.
Population 500
Meth Labs 15
Libraries 0
Churches 20
Slopperdy slop slop
Posted by somebody who's never been to Chicago.
I rode the trains all over and never felt threatened. Great food, great drink, cool casual people, lots of history and culture.
you can ride the trains drunk too! seeing a show and getting absolutely shit faced and still being able to make it home is incredible
Someone told ICE that there could be an illegal immigrant on the bus
The price of FREEDOM.
*to Gaza
This is the artistic vision of the gta3 school bus that you see in wrecking yards, that got reduced to just a rusty version instead (and no drivable version) because it was acceptable at the time to shoot people's limbs off and have blood shoot out as they collapsed and died, or to fuck a hooker for extra health and then run her over to retrieve the money you just paid, but violence with children? Slow down there buddy, let's ease into this kinda stuff with some hot coffee first.