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It really must...

NSFW, TMINot the same, but I'm totally getting double penetrated when I'm finally post-OP
Need :3

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 1 points 37 minutes ago

Lenovo T14 are built like a tank. Bought my first one 20 years ago. Still runs. It's running Proxmox. Battery replaced 3 times. Bought a newerT14 Gen 2. Upgraded the trackpad to glass and it's also bulletproof.

[–] craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You can already get double penetrated.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's a full-on gangbang while stroking with both hands.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That must be like one of those comical one man orchestra acts with half a dozen instruments strapped to them

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

The gangbang version of the doohickeylicious American Fotoplayer

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Whaaaaat? Hoooow?!

Edit: Happy cake day!

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I actually might have done tripple penetration once, but I’m not sure if I ever combined anal, oral and sounding

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Waow. That's a lot of penetration 👀
I'm not doing sounding, no matter how much you pay me, so no triple penetration for me 😔

No shade tho, enjoy! 💜

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The toy is broken anyways. My plan was to use it like a straw and drink my own semen. Somebody told me that it tastes different when it doesn’t get in contact with air.

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No I...can't? Right??? Right?????

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oral and anal. If you can’t you have bigger problems

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oh. Yeah. Okay, yeah, that counts. I haven't even considered that.
Well...I have, of course I have, but that's what I'd call spit roasting instead of double penetration, in this case. That would work tho :3

If you can’t you have bigger problems

What do you mean by that? 👀

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Well, you could either not eat or poop

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

I'm sorry, you lost me...

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 5 points 9 hours ago
[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

👉👈

🥵

Ngl, a little jelly of that laptop rn...

And there are still open usb-c ports

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

Same, so freaking much. Give me more holes damn it 😭

[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Sovvy to say, but everything goes wireless those days, no holes to be filled anymore, not even for headset.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago

Dw, i stiill fill my laptop USBs and sometimes HDMI

[–] Foofighter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 8 hours ago

What a tease.

[–] scops@reddthat.com 4 points 10 hours ago

Do old laptops see the modern day like John Spartan did in Demolition Man? Is an old Thinkpad looking at barrel plug power cables and asking when they get to do the hunka-chunka?

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I have a pair of Crusher EVO headphones. They're both wireless and wired and I use them wired-ly most of the time
I do be filling that 3.5mm jack :3

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (3 children)

Aw, 3.5 mm is cute.

My headphones have a 6.35 mm port ;3

Though you do need dedicated hardware to use it with anything because nothing has the corresponding jack by default :/

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 hours ago

you may also see the big one referred to by quarter inch :)

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

We get it, you're huge. /j

Fr though, adapters are fairly cheap

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Well, adapters themselves aren't sufficient because usually headphones with that port (including mine) require a shitton of power to overcome their impedance.

So a whole new DAC (digital-to-analog converter) that can power them¹ is usually required as most devices (with a 3.5 mm jack) are just too weak.

But I only use them with my PC so I got an old PCIe sound card to be able to use them.

¹ Technically you only need an amplifier but a DAC usually contains an amplifier outside of studio level hardware

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 14 hours ago

WHAT
I didn't even know there were multiple types of jacks...
Today I learned!

[–] DickHertz@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

Plug me senpai. Plug me hard.

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Rubbing doesn't feel nearly as good as vibrations tho :/

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Huh, that feels better to you? I mean, it doesn’t feel bad

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Complete use of your physical/sexual utility -> Sexual arousal

I think you've hit on something profound

--ly sexy
here Miisha

[–] Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 14 hours ago

Complete use indeed!
I mean, if I have the option...might as well 😆
I'm pretty sure it will feel amazing. Taking on two men, two cocks at once, what an absolute dream 🩷

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

What's the blue thing? Laptop doesn't look old enough for a floppy, nor a PCMCIA card.

[–] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I genuinely thought they just slid a credit card through a crack in the case

[–] Edges@lemmy.zip 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago

Had me for a second.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Vince@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

They still have them now, supposed to be more secure, some form of mfa, I think most people have switched to yubikeys though

[–] thenextguy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Some kind of smart card for security, probably.