They beat me up and you're all just laughing 
Chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
Ha ha!
STOP IT!!! STOP THAT!!!
Sorry sorry 

Get swooped on
Australian magpies aren't related to true magpies. They're some of my favourite birds (with a beautiful song) but DANG are they aggressive in nesting season.
Also when I searched for that article I found 16 usernames with "magpie" in them. Some were alternates, many had zero posts, some perhaps belonged to corvid enthusiasts who were referring exclusively to Eurasian magpies, but nonetheless!
Australian magpies give me such uncanny valley feelinga. They arent even related to real magpies
swoopy szn approaching
Pro magpie here sorry they're blameless birds
They are very cute 9/10ths of the year, and horrifying demon spawn in early spring.