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you know it aint real because it doesn't sign off with "Thank you for attention to this matter!"

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[–] InexplicableLunchFiend@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tucker Carlson says that after attempting to convince Trump not to go to war with Iran, President Trump told him:

“Yes, you’re right, but in the end, we all die anyway, so it doesn’t matter.”

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Mr.President, you don't need to shit your pants"

"Yes, you're right, but in the end, all pants are poopy, so it doesn't matter."

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i need to learn to read everything before letting my blood pressure rise

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 week ago

Was a tough decision between the fakenews comm and this.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't that the backstory to the Dragon Age series?

[–] cosmosaucer@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i think in Dragon Age a bunch of zealot racists walked into God's crib just to see if they can and turned everything Gold decrepit so pretty close yea

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

IIRC that ended up getting retconned a lot in later entries, but I never played Veilguard so I can't say for sure.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yes, the antagonist in Inquisition said the golden city was already blighted, and in Veilgaurd you learn the true story of what happened.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Fallout terminal ass message

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Going to become an AI script kiddy to find a vuln in twitter and post this to see what happens to the stock market

Truth Social uses a Mastodon fork that I bet is not great at keeping up with the latest patches. So probably very possible.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Came here to post this. Does that mean Trump is going to hold up a baby as a shield?

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

we have to wait a whole year?

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the fiddlers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the judge and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die. He bows to the fiddlers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the judge. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the fiddles and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and fiddling at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

It doesn’t have the AI tone to it