Prove it. List which ones are into beastiality. I want see just how big Kash Patel's eyes can pop when he has to explain it.
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2026
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Weirdly, this is the most normal he’s ever really looked, even with the external eyeballs. Never realized just how big of an impact those bugeyes have.
his coke eyes are designed to see DOGS of all breeds from anywhere on the world.
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It’s a real shame the feds don’t hire the nerds who might’ve prevented this. The tl;dr is hiring freezes, reinstated fitness tests, and drug usage disqualifications put cops behind computers, not IT. Who saw that coming.
Smoking the Devil’s lettuce? GTFO. Into fucking dogs? You’re hired!
Right? They're gonna relax the standards for dog fuckers but not for weed?
Weed intoxicates the brain . That's bad.
But they do allow bestiality now.
How is this the one photo where he doesn't look like he's holding in a massive shit?
Dogs really are the best.
To me he always looks like he got caught masturbating to horse porn by his parents. I'm amazed he managed to take a decent photo as well.
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Plus DOGE got rid of basically all the competent cybersecurity professionals.
Names/addresses/ages/phone numbers/applications, shit they could have just found the login for one of the hiring groups indeed profiles, lol.
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Before they leak it, they should coerce the FBI to leak the Epstein Files and then leak the FBI stuff anyway. Would be hilarious. We be top tier.
That won't work though because the federal government doesn't negotiate with terrorists*.
Instead, they do their negotiating with rich pedophiles.
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My favorite part is that the exploit was an Oracle issue. The Ellison family sucks.
selling of parts paramount to the saudis, they overextended thier purchases.
Didn’t oracle just pay out a settlement for a data breach?
The government needs to provide all FBI employees with 1 free year of credit monitoring. That free year is the resolution I've seen from the corporations that were hacked. Remember when a couple credit bureaus were hack multiple times and they provided this? The FBI should also provide compensation for the hack if employees sign up in time. Usually you get like $20 for the data leak.
Then years later they can claim the $4 check from the settled class action lawsuit
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Turns out firing all the experts and replacing them with incompetent sycophants has consequences
Meh, these are the same fucks who breached the Canvas backend and held student data for ransom. I don't care if they target a government agency I don't like - they're just another bunch of assholes out to make a profit.
That was fucked up and they are wrong for that but if they keep going after feds I'm all for them.
Wish they could leak the Epstein files (without pics and vids).
Their talents were wasted on Canvas if they have this kind of capability.
Either that or, the FBI's database just has ultra piss poor security which sounds about right anymore.
If they were "going after" the feds, they'd release everything they got instead of bragging about what they got. Either they got nothing or they're holding it for ransom, but if it's the latter what are their demands? None of this is passing the smell test.
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Release it all please.
I honestly DGAF about the employees, I do care about the internal documents indicating what they’re collecting on innocent parties and sitting on regarding the rich and dirty ones.
Good for them.
Truly a service to humanity, if they assure the information is "used for good", whatever the hell that means.
I'm just glad everyones having fun.
ruh oh...
Is that Sparky Patel? Poor doggo.
Who are the dog fuckers and who stole from their employers or hired prostitutes?
Apparently I'm OOTL on some weird Kash Patel shit?
He really loves animals.
we had couch fucker, and now we have bear fucker.
get these two a room with a nice couch and rug and they'll have a blast.
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This kinda sounds like the last GRDS hack maybe? Would need some proof to even say if this is new.
this post made my day !
So.... How many of them had engaged in beastiality prior to being hired? 🤔
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