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It’s a real shame the feds don’t hire the nerds who might’ve prevented this. The tl;dr is hiring freezes, reinstated fitness tests, and drug usage disqualifications put cops behind computers, not IT. Who saw that coming.
Smoking the Devil’s lettuce? GTFO. Into fucking dogs? You’re hired!
Right? They're gonna relax the standards for dog fuckers but not for weed?
Weed intoxicates the brain . That's bad.
But they do allow bestiality now.
How is this the one photo where he doesn't look like he's holding in a massive shit?
Dogs really are the best.
To me he always looks like he got caught masturbating to horse porn by his parents. I'm amazed he managed to take a decent photo as well.
That’s his afterglow face.
He does look a little flushed.
Plus DOGE got rid of basically all the competent cybersecurity professionals.
Names/addresses/ages/phone numbers/applications, shit they could have just found the login for one of the hiring groups indeed profiles, lol.
Instead, they hire the people who do it.
In wandering around the entrance to the rabbit hole, I came across the Wikipedia article about The Com, which is a lose umbrella organization that includes many hacker communities, including the one accused of hacking the FBI.
There's this:
the whole reason that the group that hacked the FBI did it was because the FBI claimed they were part of The Com and they took offense to the claim.