It soothes the burn wounds.
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
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Going store
Why many word, few trick
I’ll have a P.A. system, a boomerang and some petrol, if you’d be good enough.
Hey, no problem! I was lucky enough to get ya handful of petrol.
That’s very kind of you and it is much appreciated.
Chocimilk please, and if there are some good fruit some of them please
Here ya go. Got some banana with ya chocimilk.
Thanks <3
BORGER
Big and juicy borger just for you. Have some fries with it. My treat.
Thamks
Pack of Parliament light 100s.
Smoking is bad, mkay. I got you candy sticks. Pretend they are ciggies.
If you see Dad, tell him we miss him
They miss you too.
I’ll take one beefcake warrior who will lick my cone 😝
Eh… While you’re at the store… I’ll take a dozen more 😉
Careful now. They are hot!
I’ll be sure to use my black latex gloves when touching 💋
Could you bring me back some crayons? It's been a while since I've eaten and I could use a snack
Bon Appétit!
Yum!
That actor says that character wasn't doing any gay stuff btw
Bogans, lmao
Damn, yes. I was just there and forgot the lube. And, a couple of big cucumbers, too, if you don't mind? Thanks.
Oh! The lube is locked up in the vitamins section. You need to find someone with a key. Don't worry, they're very nice. Then, they walk it up to the front and you need to ask the girl at self-checkout to get it for you. She's really friendly, always smiles when she see me.
I got ya! Hope these cucumbers are big enough for your... appetite ;)
Can I have some hugs? I need at least a week's supply, please :)
I got you, fam.
🫂 Thank you, I needed that :)
Smokes let's go
Smokin is bad, mkay. Enjoy natures own smoke instead.
Uhh can i get some salsa, some tortillas, and a small tub of sour cream? Thanks soup prowler
Here ya go. Sorry about bath situation. After he is done bathing. He will gladly provide you some sour cream.
Th-thanks Geralt of Rivia...
Grab me some Skittles, please and thanks!
Here ya go.
You're awesome!
I always ask people to bring me ice cream from wherever they are going. “You’re having a wedding in the Virgin Islands? Bring me back some ice cream”
Not sure when o started doing that but everyone hates it lol
The will to keep on keeping on.
$100 Amazon giftcard please
Don't spend it all.
Thank you! I used it to buy 1 new ink cartridge for my printer. It wasn't enough to cover taxes or get a colored cartridge though
I've been craving pizza this whole week now... Think you can get one for me?
Fresh from a oven! Enjoy!