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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

...how do I explain to all the friends I sent this meme to why I know what "frot" means?

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You could say it's just that you watched gay porn if you don't want to admit that you're gay, ig

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm a bisexual woman, so it literally is because I watched gay porn

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Women can frot too! Its just usually not called froting anymore

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Daria052@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ok so like I know what frot means but I’m struggling to explain it to my cat, do you have a good way to e plain it that prevents my cat from having to google that

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

it's when dudes rub they dicks together

source: i watched a lot of gay porn during puberty 😅

hope that helps your cat!

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I watched a lot of gay porn last night.

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Girls can have dicks too that they can rub together with dudes or other girls.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago

Girls can be dudes too, no reason to pointlessly gender a word to be exclusionary imo

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

POINT TAKEN - I...I don't know why I didn't think of that...

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because we are all of us trying to make the Better World where this is the default way of thinking, but thats not what we were born into. I'm reminded of a (paraphrased) saying, something like "you aren't the first thought that pops into your mind; you are the way you respond to that first thought."

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

I've heard this too, thank you for reminding me of it :)

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I know my pussy is satisfied.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 22 points 3 days ago

Just tell them their dad asked you if you wanted to try it but had to explain it to you first. You politely declined

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

Me in college. Both meanings

I have no idea what any of this means.

[–] ebber@europe.pub 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Behold! The double French hotdog! Behold! The double French hotdog!

[–] takenaps@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago
[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fraughtdog too! That thing hanging on for dear life!

[–] dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de 7 points 3 days ago

And hungry dog in the bottom right

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago
[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 2 points 3 days ago

Interesting that putting 2 dogs in a bun is also called a double barrel in my language

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Man, you got me thinking about Frotting now. That stuff makes me want to fap so much suds. I smoke a bone, then I drain two-dongers of twinks in like a second. Freaks people out."

[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thermos Thighs Trange, sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The most high strange is my name

I know what I read /s

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Shaboingboing is a great sounding, embiggening, cromulent word.