this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2026
263 points (93.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

12257 readers
1472 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

RELATED COMMUNITIES:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

...how do I explain to all the friends I sent this meme to why I know what "frot" means?

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You could say it's just that you watched gay porn if you don't want to admit that you're gay, ig

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a bisexual woman, so it literally is because I watched gay porn

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Women can frot too! Its just usually not called froting anymore

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok so like I know what frot means but I’m struggling to explain it to my cat, do you have a good way to e plain it that prevents my cat from having to google that

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

it's when dudes rub they dicks together

source: i watched a lot of gay porn during puberty 😅

hope that helps your cat!

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Girls can have dicks too that they can rub together with dudes or other girls.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Girls can be dudes too, no reason to pointlessly gender a word to be exclusionary imo

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

POINT TAKEN - I...I don't know why I didn't think of that...

[–] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Because we are all of us trying to make the Better World where this is the default way of thinking, but thats not what we were born into. I'm reminded of a (paraphrased) saying, something like "you aren't the first thought that pops into your mind; you are the way you respond to that first thought."

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've heard this too, thank you for reminding me of it :)

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I watched a lot of gay porn last night.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know my pussy is satisfied.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Just tell them their dad asked you if you wanted to try it but had to explain it to you first. You politely declined