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[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

New American city name proposals:

Albuquerque —> Albacore

Santa Fe —> Santa Claus

Carlsbad —> Carl’s Jr.™

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] duderium@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Carlsbad —> Carlsgood

[–] scrungus@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Truth or Consequences needs no alterations because it's already named for a defunct game show, it's perfect already

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I don't actually know but can the US government actually declare the name of a state? Isn't that something that the state itself controls?

[–] huf@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago

it's all numberwang now though, nobody cares what the pastafarians of the senate have to say

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 weeks ago

States Rights! ahahaha

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 15 points 3 weeks ago

I mean he had no authority to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico or Lake Ontario but he can direct the U.S. federal gov and federal geographic services to use the name.

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago

Rename USA to United States of Trump you coward

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It’s kinda funny how if liberals just didn’t care about dumb bullshit like this it would definitely piss him off

He’s genuinely just a Fox News grandpa with internet troll characteristics

[–] lIlIlIlIl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does anyone care more than a collective eye roll? If so we haven’t seen it

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There are some resist-types on blue sky who are very mad

[–] TUMBLE_BUS@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago
[–] edge@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Name it New America but give it back to Mexico.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Boo! Get better material!

Like just do “Trump State” or some shit?

[–] MamaVomit@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

I propose renaming every other country to "Not America"

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

But I thought chuds wanted to go back to the good ol' days. New America is woketown-crier

[–] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Cant win a war in the territory so he changes the map ::baudrilard::

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Imma call it the Twatlantic