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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 hours ago

Shout out to the dudes with fucked up hairlines who aren't pieces of shit.

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 15 points 4 hours ago

everyone else in jails and prisons get access to razors, unless you are on a watch. So he is either doing this to be like 'look how they treated me, poor me alpha tears' or like I said before they have him on a watch.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The fuck is up with his ears? Reminds me of stereoscopic rangefinders.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Do not insult rangefinders in such a fashion. Although - LOL! - yeah.. you're right.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

The biomass version of truck nuts.

[–] Tooks@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This image proves both evolution from ape to man, and devolution from man to ape. Not seeing any "alpha" in it though. Must have been a tree dweller.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm seeing an alpha - but like in software development: early version, underdeveloped, expectedly buggy and not ready for public use.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 14 points 8 hours ago

Sad Gollum.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago

Dude is charged with trafficking for taking the Hobbits to Isengard against their will.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

He rolled under the couch in search of his Precious.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 116 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Taint looking like he's about to play Gollum in the Armenian live-production of The Hobbit.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 51 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

What has Gollum ever done to deserve this?

[–] CobraCommander@quokk.au 1 points 1 hour ago

Blame Andy Serkis, the racist prick.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 4 hours ago

He stole babies from cribs and ate them.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And my axe

Tap for spoilerI know it's worn out, but god damnit it was the perfect time for this.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And the concept of live performance

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[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 86 points 13 hours ago (6 children)

Man I'm glad I started shaving my head when I did. For anyone out there also dealing with going bald, fully committing usually looks better than pretending it's not happening.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

You can also take DHT blockers to prevent hair loss, and minoxidil to turn vellus hair into terminal hair

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I’ve made it to my mid 40s with full coverage. Not sure if I would shave it completely or go with a #1 or #2 all over when my time comes.

I guess it depends on where/how it happens?

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago

My dad and uncle look like twins, but my dad always shaved his head and my uncle tried the 3-hair combover to cover it up. So I grew up seeing how much better my dad always looked, and the second I noticed my receding hairline, I committed. Looking back at old pics, it was still probably a year or two later than I should have. The blinders are real.

[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 8 points 10 hours ago (6 children)

I've tried it before, but I've been told that when I shave my head I look as if I'm on cancer treatment. So I guess I still look better with the hair that I've got.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 7 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I’ve been told that when I shave my head I look as if I’m on cancer treatment.

When people tell you this, respond with a thousand-yard stare, wait 15 seconds, and then quietly say, "I don't want to talk about it right now."

[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Depending on what they meant by that it could be they needed a period to adjust to the new look. I know it took a while before people forgot what I even looked like with hair.

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[–] Tiger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Also your head might not have tanned yet, that helps.

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[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 12 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

A lollipop whose father is also his uncle.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

When your family tree is a wreath

[–] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 34 points 12 hours ago (8 children)

Fellas please shave your balls. This picture is a warning.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 25 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Shaved or not, my balls look WAY better than this shit stain.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

Oh wait. That is Iraq. Sorry.

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

I vote we have one more set of your balls and one less set of Tates.

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[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 21 points 12 hours ago

Reminds me of this guy:

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago

He is one ugly motherfucker. Inside matches outside.

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