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Fellas please shave your balls. This picture is a warning.
Shaved or not, my balls look WAY better than this shit stain.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Oh wait. That is Iraq. Sorry.
I vote we have one more set of your balls and one less set of Tates.
Soooo itchy, like, wouldn't wish upon my enemies itchy. Can't be scratching my junk in public that often.
Clear aloe gel from the drugstore. Not the aftersun with "cooling" medicine for sunburn, you've been warned.
Just the plain clear stuff. Prevents ingrown hairs and makes it all sterile and not inflamed. Good slippage when dry too. You'll be sticky for about 5 minutes while it sets.
If you get a small trimmer and trim carefully (!) you can skip the phase where your hairs grow through your skin, which likely causes the itch. If the itch is there immediately after shaving and only lasts for the first hours after you shaved, the itch is more likely caused by the chemicals you put on your skin, use a shaving cream for sensitive skin and avoid everything with alcohol (such as after-shave).
Dawg even if I just trim an inch off, the new hair ends hit skin funny and I can't handle it. Fucking curlies
In that case i'd argue anyone seeing your balls just has to deal with it. And on the positive side; fashion changes.
Yea, luckily I'm married, so nobody looks at my balls but me.
Damn. I started to laugh then realized I'm you