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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I bet 1700s guys said buddy.
All 1700s guys were canadian construction workers
Hey everybody welcome to post-badposting where we deconstruct the badposting scene and talk about it. Today i have some really special guests with me, I'll allow my guests the honor of doing a self introduction now
Hey everyone I'm KnilAdlez, self-improvement guru, writer of 4 stroke Mengine: How to Perform your Best and Red Tips: Guide to Redline your Confidence and Beat off Insecurity and host of podcast "White Knuckle" Which provides the guides and instruction men need in today's world.
4 strokes? That's 3 more than me big guy
Well that's what the books all about, you know? Getting a grip on your life, squeezing those lemons, and pushing that lemonade until your opportunities grow.
Damn this mf just said sqeezing those lemons
Sorry I had my mic off, shit, did you get any of that?
I honestly don't know because my headphones weren't working and i just kept talking anyway
hi im biggay, the straightest guy you'll ever meet. but everyone who talks after me is gay as hell but thats also cool
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"PISS"
Your thoughts?
Can we pull that up on screen
Cindy, the TV's leaking!
Oh, i thought it was a command i have to quickly go change pants can you vamp for a sec
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
He's a lovable stoner who helps people in recovery a couple days a week
Wanna meet that dad!
Hell yeah dude hahaha
🥵
What meal would you cook to try and beat Bobby Flay?
Bobby flay meat pie
Yea I bet if he's baked into a meat pie you could wipe the floor with him. Solid choice
I'm a pretty competitive guy i win at any cost
Yo what if Matt Damon was gay and Chinese?
Matt gay-hmong
It's not racist because I'm playing a role
"Two normal guys with a crazy idea"
Normal guys? Where? I'll cut them
Okay real hours and LIKE I know this one might be CRAZY but we gotta do it for the internet, okay okay okay fmk: Scarlet Johanson, Christina Aguilera, Beyoncé.
Tough one right? CRAZZYYYY one. (I'm the crazy guy on the podcast 😂. WILDCARD ahahaha)
Remember how eminem used to call her pristina gagilera?
Can I come on as a guest? I promise I won't say the most problematic shit ever
I promise I won't say the most problematic shit ever
Then why even bother?
That's code for promising to say the most problematic shit ever
Oh I'm not a programmer i dont speak code sorry
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Producer Dan cut that
"Fuck you I'm not doing that" -producer dan
I just made a really funny face in the studio bit because this a text-based audio medium the listeners at home will just have to imagine it
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That's crazy man, have you ever done DMT?
No but i did do Salvia. It gave me pretty bad derealization for about a week. I really couldn't feel confident in anything being real after being told the trip was only 15 minutes in real time as i felt like i lived a whole life in that time.
Kinda like that ricky morty episode where they dl the videogame and the little guy comes out of it going all "where's my wife?" Haha
Whaaaat That's wild, what did you do in the other life? Do you have regrets?
Are you saying you married a mechanical Elf? Lol
The other life, from what i remember about it as it happened like 14 years ago, was pretty abstract as everyone was a fleshy verticle line which i called stripes afterward. I just remember having interactions with other stripes and possibly relationships. It faded pretty quickly like a dream which contributed to the derealization as it felt so sudden to be sucked back into reality like that
That sounds absolutely terrifying to come back from. I can see why you were worried nothing was real afterward.
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