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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Hey everybody welcome to post-badposting where we deconstruct the badposting scene and talk about it. Today i have some really special guests with me, I'll allow my guests the honor of doing a self introduction now

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Hey everyone I'm KnilAdlez, self-improvement guru, writer of 4 stroke Mengine: How to Perform your Best and Red Tips: Guide to Redline your Confidence and Beat off Insecurity and host of podcast "White Knuckle" Which provides the guides and instruction men need in today's world.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

4 strokes? That's 3 more than me big guy

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well that's what the books all about, you know? Getting a grip on your life, squeezing those lemons, and pushing that lemonade until your opportunities grow.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn this mf just said sqeezing those lemons

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sorry I had my mic off, shit, did you get any of that?

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I honestly don't know because my headphones weren't working and i just kept talking anyway

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

hi im biggay, the straightest guy you'll ever meet. but everyone who talks after me is gay as hell but thats also cool

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hey biggay may i please engage you in coitus?