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Leopards Ate My Face

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I found this story in the New York Times.

He said he thought Trump’s agenda was only to go after bad people.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/16/us/trump-immigration-crackdown.html?unlocked_article_code=1.91A.RktV.1dXxKXfTRzK0

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Good, fuck this pedo worshiping piece of shit.

[–] EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Good, more of these pricks deserve to learn how shit their beliefs are.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Too bad they'll just blame someone else and not change a fucking thing.

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

implanted in him with a alien fetus? or laid eggs in him?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 21 hours ago

She looks like that Imperial officer from Andor.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is that a pregnancy photo?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 13 hours ago
[–] ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That would add an extra layer of face eating leopard to this. F2M pregnancy while being still being pro trump. I bet there is at least 1 person in that exact scenario right now. Hope they stub their toe today, too.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Statistically about 3 of the 1000 dumbest motherfuckers alive are trans

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Correction : "those people "

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago

Oh look another "They're arresting the wrong immigrants" asshole who voted for Trump and now regrets all of their choices.

I have no sympathy for these clowns.

[–] markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good. At least now he'd realise the harm he's causing.

[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No he doesn't, because he still probably likes everything else Trump is doing and being a MAGA needs bad things to happen to him specifically to be against them.

[–] markjamestwn1301@scribe.disroot.org 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Damn it. :<

I know he's a terrible person, but I couldn't help but pity him for how utterly ignorant of the harm he's causing. (。╯︵╰。)

The repeated history is Republican hates this culture, turns out someone in their family is part of that culture, suddenly the culture is acceptable.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

If your political ideology can be debunked with one (1) real-world encounter with the policies you support, you should be banned from voting.

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

For overstaying her visa.

GG.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 190 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i dID'nT VotE fOr THis!

You did. Out of willful ignorance.

Or malice towards others. How can you prove youre worthy of your spot on the social ladder if you aren't stomping on the hands of those below you?

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 165 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Why she holding his belly like he's pregnant

[–] SouthFresh@lemmy.world 78 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] noahm@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Baby, or xenomorph?

[–] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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Brent Hindra, a tech salesman, voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party three times, drawn by their aggressive face eating agenda. He never imagined the face eating frenzy would ensnare his own wife's face.

padme: so you'll become an anti ice activist now right?

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago
[–] db2@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago

The first part I don't believe is "he thought".

[–] socsa@piefed.social 65 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Although green-card applicants with expired visas can be detained under federal law, previous administrations did not consider them to be in the country unlawfully.

I have been sounding this alarm for years now. A huge portion of Green card holders and naturalized citizens have technically overstayed a visa while awaiting change of status processing. I don't know what the exact number is, but I'd wager it's potentially a significant majority, considering how long the process takes. Previously it has been a long standing policy that you will get amnesty as long as the paperwork is filed in time, but there is not law that requires it.

If they want, they could use this exact same "loophole" to start mass de-naturalization as well.

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[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good for him, what did he fucn expect???

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

We don’t think we’ll ever understand people… just… how can they be so fucking stupid??? It’s it out of fear or out of pride??? Idk overall it’s just really really really fucking stupid

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Light Paywall. Article is unlocked, but requires a sign in.

to unlock a nyt article, delete everything after the ? and put an extra . after com (before the /, so it reads com./)

[–] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sorry, am I supposed to sympathize with that bigot?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It looks like he's pregnant from the way this photo is posed.

Why won't you think of the children?

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

It looks like he’s pregnant from the way this photo is posed.

That's the reason I clicked on the post. I was curious to see if this was a story about a pregnant, trans, MAGA supporter as that would have surely been the only pregnant, trans, MAGA supporter in the USA.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Nope. Just laugh at them and their self-imposed suffering.

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[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Side note, that is such an awkward photo. Wtf is she doing with her hands. It feels like he doesn't even notice she's there.

[–] FollyDolly@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] thirdBreakfast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

My thought too. I know nothing about these people, but this is a pregnancy announcement pic.

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[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Like all the MAGAt morons, they only care if it effects them. And they'll continue to vote for republikkkans every single time. Brainwashed and malignant.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Balding mediocre middle aged white guy, of course. It’s always the ones you most expect

[–] sharps89@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Eugene Debs was a balding middle aged white guy. Can we be a little less lame than Reddit, please?

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The fact that all you can muster to insult the guy are his physical characteristics, over which he has no control, says quite a bit about yourself.

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[–] ProfThadBach@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a feeling she might have called ICE on herself to get away from him.

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[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Man who mail orders wife has her taken away by man who mail orders wife?

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[–] Noam_Calhoun@lemmy.today 26 points 2 days ago

So ICE went after the bad people after all?

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