this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2026
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[–] Zomg@piefed.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Thought this was that daddyofive guy from years ago

This post is so unhinged xD I love it

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 11 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

For a bunch of autistic nerds and socialist y'all are super judgemental based on looks. 🤷‍♂️

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago

you can acknowledge stereotypes as jokes without succumbing to judging people IRL prematurely

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world -4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It's OK. He's a creep. Check out his history with Thora Birch and do a quick age check.

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 15 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh Jesus, you're going to get bitchy and pull the pedo card cause a 30 year old dated a 21? Get fucked 🤣

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Definitely weirder that she dated 48 year old Bill Maher while she was 22. I guess she just was into older men that suck?

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

🤣 dU YouR reSeARch

Like, I don't even given a fuck, but if you got a beef day it. Not this pussy indirect go search shit because I'm too lazy to articulate our link. Jesus Christ folks liked you are terrible.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

bad day to be a pack of zimas and a bag of bagel bites

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

Only in vintage cellars.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 points 7 hours ago

not those that were found in grandma's basement fridge in 2002

[–] reader@lemmy.zip 23 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 17 points 14 hours ago

First of his name.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] reader@lemmy.zip 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

he did it all for the gummy

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Now he's Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'.

(I know. Wrong drug, but I figured it's close enough)

[–] shartgargle@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

They make mushroom gummies too.

[–] MrNobody@quokk.au 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Oh good, I'm not the only one this brain-rotted to make the same connection.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 2 points 55 minutes ago

The AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) is the name of the giant walker-type vehicles in Star Wars, shown in @MrNobody@quokk.au's picture. OP's picture says "yelled at at work", which made our smooth brains go "heehee str war"

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago

Glad I wasn't the only one

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 7 points 13 hours ago

just one of those days when u dont wanna wake up everythings fucked everybody sux

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 13 hours ago

Fuuuck I miss shower beers I gave my liver a 2.5 year break and now hubs wants to get sober for a bit too so it's gonna have to be an even longer break :(