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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 6 hours ago

Thanks for waking up my gf with my laughter, a little warning next time would be nice.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] tyranny@crazypeople.online 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

if Tyson doesn't have a speech impediment, please correct me. i don't like mocking people for their disabilities

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Can you mock them if they are also a violent person and convicted rapist?

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

Better to mock him for the terrible things he's chosen to do than the thing he and others haven't chosen but have to live with.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

Weaponized ableism is still ableism, my guy.

It's like saying it's cool to be misogynistic to JK Rowling cause she's a TERF and like, no, it fucking isn't.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

...shoes off the couch, lady! >_<

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

Calm down, JD Vance.

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

By this logic surely his real name is Mike Tython?

[–] unholy3313@lemmy.today 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] caboose2006@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Omg. The layers.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I was about to say "don't bully Mike Tyson he could be you up" but then I remember he lost a fight to Logan Paul lmfao

[–] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

In defense of Tyson, he was 31 years older than Paul and Paul is young and decently trained. Tyson's last professional fight was almost 20 years earlier and the Jake Paul fight was 4 years after the most recent fight.

Most of the time the reason Jake Paul wins is because he's either fighting retired fighters or making other fighters do boxing matches when they aren't trained as boxers. He has only had one match with an active boxer, who was unranked, which he lost.

Supereyepatchwolf0 on YT did a great video on this if anyone wants to learn more: https://youtu.be/ktLaMInfono

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 56 minutes ago

I saw videos of Mike training, and then right before the fight a mysterious leg injury forms.

He just took the pay check, be honest.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

had no idea who Logan Paul was, if that's not the face of cocaine, energy drinks and Axe body spray, I don't know what is.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 3 points 6 hours ago

It's the face of dog shit.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Think right wing influencer from the 2000s who toured Japan look for suicide corpses and finding one, thats him.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

ahh ... so Jagerbombs, cocaine, and Axe body spray with a little Vice magazine thrown in for good measure.

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 points 55 minutes ago

You make him sound a lot more masculine than he is.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

So they could both beat me up. Great.

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 14 hours ago

The time draws near