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From what I can find, it was a troll post from 2022, and Tucky TumTums fell for it as usual. But I'm not 100% on this.
Knowing what I know about Tucker, he doesn't care if it was a troll post. Reality and fiction don't really matter when your entire platform is this reactionary bullshit. Half of what he says about real things are lies anyway.
Guys please, I actually need help. Is this a real segment?
After the m&m segment I genuinely CANNOT tell anymore
It’s fake. Here’s a politifact (yes, really) article about it. And here’s a breakdown of how this came to be
Somehow these articles just add so much to the meme, especially with Politifact's refusal to use the original verbage of "dick vein"
It's real. Tucker clearly still works at Fox news.
Snickers would never! Dick Vein is an integral part of the snickers experience
Have you seen the “ripple guillotine?”
This is nothing to snicker at.
Nah, if this is headlines then you know they're desperate for attention. Woke is so back.
I can hear his laugh
Goddammit now I'm hearing it too. He's not welcome in my head.
Not to mention how much smaller they are now. 😤
Dicks?
Those too.
now i'm scared to ask
It’s just cold
Tucker is pissed because he likes the mouth feel of Snickers.
Tucker Carlson the type of mfer to eat a Snickers upside down for the texture.
Ticker Carlson the type of guy to eat a hog dog on his knees
likes the mouth feel of a dick vein
"whats going on here? what are we doing?"
World premiere
Introducing Snickers®' new Pussy Hair™
Neck Wattle Mars Bar!
Everyone is talking about the Snickers bar's dick vein, and I'm over here fuming about the Mr. Big bar's shrinkage, which would be more accurately named Mr. Merely Average.
Theyre just saving on cocoa by blowing it off.
Are they not saving on cocoa enough already? I can buy solid 70-90% chocolate for less per weight than a Mars bar. They also get to cheap out on all the filling of it being sugar.
They don't want our candy to be fuckable! First they came for the green m&m and I said nothing, and now look how far we have strayed from the light of GOD!
Is that really gone? I guess that shows how long it's been since I've eaten a Snickers. And now I know why.
What am I gonna do when I feel lonely and hungry now? Someone send help please.
now when someone says eat a bag of dicks and throws me a bag of fun size snickers, we can't have a laugh at all because there's no vein. did you think about that mattel and mars bar corporation? did you?
How about twix then?
Do those have the vein? I don't really eat Statesian chocolate
Barely veins, but long, and always two of them!
Typical Tucker Carlson
Brown dick vein!
veins on the tongue crew: checking in.
Read rule 2
Oh is this to distract from Israel bombing near Turkey
bruh this is from before october 7th who on earth is upvoting this
tucker hasn't been on fox news since april 2023
Fair, I don't pay attention to Tucker or Fox
Or snickers
Not everyone is american to know what a tucker is.
i'm finnish.
this is just common knowledge around these spaces
Great. So much for smushing a dick-veined Snickers into my virgin Cherry Ripe.