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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.

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[–] digeridoo@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This isn't real, right? RIGHT!?

[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Only God can tell. Oh, wait-

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

I mean, yeah, NASA found a way to literally stop god's power, and they keep it to themselves.

[–] norgur@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 11 months ago

God: Almighty being that just blinked everything into existence in a.week Also God: me am no completent enourgh to strip theses sattrilghts

[–] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wonder why atheists do this when there's so much real Christian stuff to laugh at.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

That’s probably rage baiting to some degree. It annoys both sides. But sadly it can start new conspiracy theories.

[–] RufusFirefly@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I always knew Arthur C Clarke was an agent of Satan, especially after the disappointment that was 3001: The Final Odyssey.

[–] sveske_juice@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Tf is an artificial satellite?

[–] JPJones@startrek.website 8 points 11 months ago

Probably man-made as opposed to farm grown.

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[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Ok guys who told them? Fess up.

[–] yemmly@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[–] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Let satelites be the next god( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] shitescalates@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Children of time

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