Vincent the Vacuum
We have Alfred and Mrs. Doubtfire.
Chives the Indentured. Once he has repaid his value he will be augmented with a chainsaw and set free to wreak havoc upon the world like all robot vacuums wish to do.
It's a Shark, so we call it Mako
i don't use it anymore since my current apartment layout isn't suitable, but it was called Cosmic Owl
Mine's "Mako" from Mass Effect, since it has a penchant for running itself off of cliffs (stairs)
My parents' is called Hair Brain (they have pets)
Mrs Hughes from Downton Abbey.
Does anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.
Do you have a lot of carpet? Tbh they seem to work best if you have non carpeted floors. Also, there are a zillion robot vacuums out there and the lowest pricing tier sucks major ass unfortunately. If you're not looking to spend at least $250, anything below that isntrash and absolutely not worth owning at all.
Roborock S5 series and higher are the best ones, and I love them. They work great and save my wife and I shitloads of time.
Melania
Don't have one, but if I had, it would be either Kryten or Scutter.
Dusty
Minuet... because we have her talking in french like a sultry holgram I once knew.
Mister Back and Forth, as named by a toddler watching it clean.
It's a our third Deebot, and the Costco model is TEO so its name is 3Tee-o.
Henk
Crabman the Rainbow Rescue!
(Miss you man, you were my pal even if you sometimes did more damage than good.)
Marvin the paranoid android
I may be paranoid, but no android
I've got one on each floor; Alice and Jeeves.
Sometimes I call him Rocky and sometimes I call him Robot Slave
Robbie for teh cheap one, Robert for the iRobot.
Nemesis. Named by my dog that absolutely hates it.
My kid named it Bobby, Robert the robot.
Living Room-Ba. Guess which room the charging base is in
Roomb-uwu
Wool-E is really good
We named ours U Suck
Lucille
Patton, panzer, Sherman, and sweepy.
Wurmcoil Engine
Gary
We call ours Chumley, after the robot vacuum from Better Off Ted. My parents call theirs Rosie after the maid robot from the Jetsons
Mr. Butlertron
Miss Havisham
Robert and J Edgar Hoover
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