I love this so much

What happens when you put a product manager in charge of a software company.

Shit states gonna shit state.

Take care of your teeth.

Where's the street sign in the top one?

Must be exhausting being a conservative and being terrified of everything.

It's actually a contraction from old English or Scots and has been around since 1631. The hicks are using socialist words that aren't theirs.

And nothing of value was lost. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

It's a family name

Legend. So glad you're here!!!!

America is a terrifying church with guns. I pity the citizens.

Nailed it.