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submitted 1 week ago by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I thought this is what people want when they put "be intentional and direct about what you want" on their profile.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Never put off until tomorrow what you could do today.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 6 days ago

If you like it today, you can do it again tomorrow. But if you put if off until tomorrow, and like it, then you have to live with the knowledge that you could have done it another previous time, but you blew it.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

*who

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whom

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The dangling participle will get ya one day...

[–] Legitimate_lake@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Where did I hear this quote from before? Its so motivational lwk

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 6 days ago

I don't know where it comes from originally, but it's pretty old.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 6 days ago

At some point I'll look it up, maybe later.

[–] samsamsamsam@discuss.online 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

WHAT??

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You see, when two people feel a certain way about one another...

nvm, you'll find out when you're older. 🤪

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if it's more than two people or the people are bees?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Then for some reason they have to fuck a bird.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 1 week ago

"yes"

Minimum: 2. For bees, also maximum: 3.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, damn autocorrect

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, okay. What did you mean?

[–] poolcritter@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

Would you like to fuck yesterday?*

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well I am a bit busy but I could be convinced...for a lukewarm Ikea hotdog.
No hotdog, no deal.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I'm not gay... but a lukewarm ikea hotdog is a lukewarm ikea hotdog