What a piece of shit.
Guess it is time for the next piece of shit.
this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2026
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Yeah, I pass one once a day, but the white house seems to not have the ability to flush them faster than they can make them.
She lasted about 57 Scaramuccis. That's pretty impressive tbh.
May she always stub her pinky toe on her bedside table when she needs to pee at night.
May she always sneeze just before she reaches the toilet. And may the droplets of pee upset her enough that she stress-farts tiny wet poops that cause her to suddenly clench and lose her balance and stumble just enough to accidentally pee just a little bit more just before she reaches for the lid. May her stiffened posture cause her to strain as she bends to lift the lid, and that she re-stubs her toe on the front of the toilet; just heard enough to make her feel defeated and lose her restraint on the steam that begins before she's properly sat down so that she sits on her own pee that also drips into her underwear. Finally, may her efforts to clean up wake her up too much so that she only manages to fall back asleep 10 minutes before her alarm goes off.
May she burn to death.
This reads like a fetish fanfiction.
strangely specific. I'm sorry if this happened to you even just once or any one of those things. I'm not sorry if all of it happens to her constantly and forever. i hope your wish comes true.
A lot of that is obnoxious and offensive, but claiming that his hands are bruised from too much handshaking is comedy gold.
Oh sorry, no thank you, I've been shaking too many hands lately, you know how it is fellow world leader
Have you seen the way he shakes hands? It's bordering on assault. Still a bullshit claim, though.
Oh, he's one of those people. They show dominance by trying to crush your hand.
Still, that shouldn't bruise his hand. Unless the person he's doing it to tries to do it back.
And the yanking is just arsehole behaviour. Whenever some chode tries to crush my hand in a handshake, I just let it go completely limp like a dead fish.
I call them out on it: "WTF is that? You trying to prove something, tough guy?" And that's the end of any chance of working with me, selling something to me, intimidating me, or anything else. You're just a dickhead, and I WANT you to know that's exactly what I think of you. Thanks for letting me know you're an asshole from the start, saves me a lot of trouble.
A good firm squeeze and release is all that is required, and any reasonable person understands that.
Hang traitors.
I mean treason is punishable by death.
Nah, that's barbaric. Now if she happens to suddenly feel like she needs to take a walk during a helicopter ride over a body of water, that's a different thing. That's her making a choice. That's modern.
I found this to be a good read:
https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/goodbye-you-poisonous-fucking-fraud
truly a poet of cursing
A real Elizabeth Barrett Browbeating
That was a roller-coaster of a read. At first I was like 'Hell yeah! This needs to be set to music and performed as an opera.' But it just kept going on and on without really making any point other than 'she sucks'. I bailed about two thirds in. Brevity is the soul of wit, people!
Do you listen to Johnny Vaughan on radio X? That's one of his favourite sayings, Brevity is the soul of wit.
Poetry
jesus that’s some strong koolaid
I wish it was strong Kool aid, then hopefully they'd actually die
How does she not die of embarrassment at the irony of wearing a crucifix around her neck
Well, according to their legends their God genocided virtually all life on the planet because after creating humans with free will and independent minds so that they could think and decide what seemed best on their own, they didn't all decide to spend all their time adoring him and did some things he wasn't fond of.
Like all abusers he then blamed his surviving victims for making him do that, and promised that if they changed and loved only him and did only the things he approves of and begged for his forgiveness for anything he didn't like, he would buy them eternal bliss.
Again like all abusers he also said that if they failed to dedicate their lives to doing the things that would make him happy so he treats them well, they'd be forcing him to condemn them to a literal eternity of unimaginable suffering.
Do we really have to ask how so many who proclaim to be Christian do so many terrible things and listen to the "preaching" of clearly hateful men?
That's why they love Trump so much. He's an abusive, narcissistic tyrant, just like their god.
Why? The Trump administration represents true Christian values more than any other president - greed, hypocrisy, exploitation of the stupid, pedophilia, etc.
Many of them consider him a literal prophet, sent by God to lead America into our White Christian Nationalist future. When he is out, you can expect them to pivot to him being an actual God-anointed living prophet, and you can't put a prophet in prison.
But they can collect as much money as they want, from whomever they want, and they can get tax-exempt status, and not explain their revenues to the IRS, or anyone else. It's the perfect set-up for a money launderer.
they arnt seeing how her cross gets larger everytime she needs to lie.
„Mildly“ is putting it mildly
Does Trump only hire blonde women with cruxifex necklaces for this job?
Lacking the warmth and depth you’d normally expect from such a
Cunt….. you can say it. She’s a cunt. Every single person that works for that administration is a cunt
What a vile cunt
She is a disgusting ghoul and should be arrested by the next admin.
she married a ghoul, a guy that is more than 2.5times her senior.
The next administration will do jack shit. They're all on the same team
She lasted about 57 Scaramuccis. That's pretty impressive tbh.
Miss Piggy looking worthless bitch
You take that back Miss Piggy is an empress.
Utterly infuriating. Wringable Necks for 1000, please.
Good riddance you stupid fucking cunt.
„Mildly“ is putting it mildly
She seemed to be a happy member of the team, happy enough that she had another kid, did her maternity leave (which YOU can't have), and came back to work, seemingly re-energized. And within a few weeks she bails.
I can't help but think that leaving her on a plane that he was so sure was going to be shot out of the sky, that he got off, but didn't want to alert the bad guys, so he let her fly off, an Iranian surface-to-air missile coming after her, had a little something to do with it.
The press corp that she shepherds was super pissed about it, and certainly let her know, and I wouldn't be surprised if she agreed with them 110%.
we're moving on from you
I hope her toilet seat is always uncomfortably cold.
Uncomfortably warm. Never knowing if the toilet was just used or not.
and wet.
You are a monster. I love it.