Jorkin it
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i actually for real have one of my fursona xD
(edit: redacted the image for opsec, only shared it for a limited time! you'll just have to imagine my cute fox sona's pixel sprite)
it looks all cute now but you best watch out cause it bites >:3
Yoooooooo!!!!!!! Cute!!!! I wouldn't uhh... mind... being bitten... that much 
eeheehee i think this would mean that i would win the fighting tournament >:3c
Did you make this art? It's adorable.
right??? not made by me this was made by an artist called ******** :D
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bouncing, nearly jumping up and down in a pseudo boxer stance so my tits keep bumping up and down
DOA tryouts thattaway >
front flips through the air for no reason
>Pulls out an old tome with glowing runes and magical effects coming off it
>Starts eating it like a sandwich
>Pulls out an ornate dagger
>Use it as a toothpick
>Pulls out a longbow
>Use it as a backscratcher
My character would fight entirely with hand to hand combat.
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Massive honkers and massive cocke and balls but they have absolutely no motion
This is a skullgirls character I'm sure... right, i don't play fighting games so I can't say definitely
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This one because it makes me chuckle
Sorry for yet another Deltarune reference, but Tennas battle idle kills me. He looks like he's barely holding his shit together.
The cheeky little look down to the left, it's kinda menacing, he's ready for the violence
Nah he's a big softy
Nonsense anti-Tenna propaganda. My boy would NEVER, just look at him
Oh trust me I am the number one Tenna defender. A goofball who is deeply insecure (glooby) is very relatable to me haha.
I mean all the darkners are cartoonishly violent and it kinda makes sense from a 'desperate person resorting to violence as a last option' kinda way. So all is forgiven, I love silly TV guy. He's my fav along with Queen and Flowery
Hell yeah
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hissin n puffin my tail like an angry alley cat
bark twice, do a backflip
Definitely twiddling my thumbs while I shift my weight back and forth between the balls of my feet
-And no you can't all be Bridget
Uh...
Um....
Sheepishly scratching the back of my head
I try to cross my arms looking cool but somehow fall and shit myself. I lay motionless for the rest of the animation
This you?
I fully expect to see a full thread of just
will make some appearances too.i make all the nonchalant movements Chael Sonnen makes before he says "I CAN'T LET YOU GET CLOSE" but i have like 2hp and cannot block so i get deleted the second the fight starts
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swaying cat style
Holding my hands up defensively and trying to talk my way out. But if I were somehow good at fighting id be a hopping back and forth during idea animation guy. Id be a speed character
Your secret idle animation could just be legging it (1 in 256 chance of triggering) forcing the player to choose another fighter, then you show up in the crowd later mid-spar
Someone constantly fidgeting with their hands
i stand up and then clutch my back and fall down
That dance from rampage edits (technically it was THREE dances combined into one, but whatever)
I simply have a stance for fighting MMA. It would be interesting enough to toggle through (2 types of) grappling, kickboxing, and MMA on character select. Basically different amounts of uprightness and hands upness as I bounce from one foot to the other
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