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submitted 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Standard American Diet (SAD).

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Breakfast of champions

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Holy crap, how many chickens is that?

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Potatoes are also vegetables.

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 17 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Tobacco is also plant-based and I'm sure chickens are made of the vegetables they eat as well.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sure would be cool to go back to a time where words had meaning

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Hwæt seist þou, we habbeþ aye y-had follish ymages?

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 8 hours ago

The breadcrumb is also a vegetable

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Some meats are also vegetables.

I am banned from the coma ward. The morgue staff has yet to locate me yet.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 12 hours ago

So his nurses are essentially gardeners.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 13 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

That is the saddest fried chicken I've ever seen.

[–] Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 hours ago

I believe they prefer to be referred to as tendies.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

This man has never been to a Sickie's bar and grill.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Looks more like Shake'n'Bake chicken, not actually fried chicken.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

~~Good health is a process.~~

Good health is processed.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

"Processed food" is something designed to be eaten, "organic food" is just some shit someone found in the dirt

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

Here's how useless the term "processed food" is when it come to health: Canned and frozen vegetables are considered a processed food.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 0 points 4 hours ago

That's a really extreme take of that term. Normally, processed food means like, sugar cereal and biscuits; not frozen spinach pucks and tofu. Just because it's a loose fuzzy term instead of a formal scientific definition doesn't make it useless

There is a distinct difference in food science between processed food (anything that has been cut, or undergone any kind of process) and ultra-processed food (made of many different ingredients, many of which cannot be found in an ordinary kitchen, and undergone multiple processes). While the term is not perfect, it is still useful when talking in general terms.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 1 points 10 hours ago

The second you take a cut of meat and grind it into, well, ground meat, it is ‘processed’.

[–] Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

I prefer sugar free artificial sweeteners, MADE BY MAN!

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Most plants we eat today were cultivated for centuries to be more nutrient and calorie-dense than the original plant.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I agree. They are not just things we found in the dirt anymore.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 2 points 11 hours ago

I was on a train crossing the border and border patrol came on and asked everyone if they had fruits or veg.

This group ahead of me said "we don't eat that stuff" and then all four laughed. The sad punchline is that he thought he was so clever, but alli saw was 4 obese people not realizing how much they just said about themselves.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

That's not health, it's healf. Init.