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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 82 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The verification can is something you drink though!

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eat verification Nutriloaf^®^

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

For Lemmy it's "verification beans" and you're not allowed to poop for three days.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 50 points 2 months ago (4 children)

"Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity"

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 13 points 2 months ago

Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago

ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔

[–] dry_water@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Nice one! Lol

[–] Strongbeard@programming.dev 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Drink a verification can."

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 2 months ago

That's ok, they're working on fixing that

[–] Pretty_Critter@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

You are what you eat.

[–] mack@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you're not a bot"

[–] untorquer@quokk.au 5 points 2 months ago

It's floating witch rules. If you survive you're a bot.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Please drink verification can to continue

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you know what you ate though

[–] percent@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

and you are what you eat

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Then it's something you have after big tummy aches

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

User logged in.

Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.

Would you like to order again? Redeem the offer now for 30% discount at KFC.

[–] jerakor@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago

YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks

[–] darkangelazuarl@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

Skill issue.

git guud

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Something you saw in a fever dream

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This tracks. If you think about it, any meal that might otherwise be the fourth method has transcended into being at least one of the other three.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

But can you have your meal and eat it too?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well why not

[–] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Once not only the internet traffic, but also real-life traffic becomes predominantly humanoid robots. You will need to ingest a pill probe to prove that you have a gut microbiot like only real animals do.