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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You see, Russians have three bumps on the inside of their skull that press against the part of the brain responsible for obedience,

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 41 points 2 days ago

I had a Ukrainian say the slightly more acceptable version to me "They have the slave mentality, we have the free mentality, we call them orks".

This is a guy who fled in 2014 btw, both a nazi and a coward lusting to sacrifice all his fellow countrymen so the survivors in a place he hasn't been to in a decade can be the subjects of one group of billionaires instead of another group of billionaires.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Russia, the most well known country for people not rising up and overthrowing their government.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it wasnt the people, it was just literally 3 dudes: lenin, soviet and stalin.

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

actually it wasn't Stalin, Trotsky did it and he was such a nice guy :) but evil Stalin took the credit from him when Soviet wasn't looking and Lenin was dead :(

[–] huf@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you're nearly right. trotsky tried to get the people to rebel, but they wouldnt because of the genes.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

oh yes, and weirdly, the people later did a counterrevolution, this time because of the jeans.

mother russia, beset by genes on one side, jeans on the other.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (5 children)

There was a somewhat infamous clip on I think a German talk show just a bit before the war where some lady was talking about how the life expectancy in Russia is shorter than in Europe, so death is more normal in their culture and they don't value life in the same way (and thereby aren't really European). Naturally no mention is made of the fact that even at the time Ukrainian life expectancy was even lower, because it's just a backward justification for the same century-old racist tropes.

It's so ridiculous how libs can look at the silly way Russia is depicted and just go on doing a ~~sick man of europe~~ evil man of Eurasia thing, because this nation that has long been an opponent of their country just seems to always be dominated by especially evil people, even when those people had radically different ideologies and in several cases killed each other. Except that one time Russia was a wholesome republic when we were doing shock therapy to it and killing millions of people, but we've forgotten about that plot line now.

It feels like, as much as this is obviously a geopolitical tool, part of the reason libs love this story so much is it let's them designate the Other as being docile and subservient to deflect from the fact that most Americans never back up their complaints about their own government with meaningful action. Trump is Mussolini and the world will be incomparably better when he's gone? Okay, but then I can't help but notice that he's upside down and you don't have any plans for setting him right side up.

(Obviously I think adventurism is bad, but for someone in the "Hitler cast a spell on Germany" school of political bedtime stories, adventurism is suddenly much more justified because they say the problem is a Great Man)

[–] free_casc@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

> Germans

> lecturing about who "doesn't value human life"

Ok

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had a German neighbour who grew up in the war who unironically said Hitler was a good leader, and that Russians are so lazy that when they farm potatoes, they take the long way around the ridge so they waste time instead of doing it the efficient, normal way™

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Russians are so lazy that when they farm potatoes, they take the long way around the ridge so they waste time instead of doing it the efficient, normal way

what the fuck does this even mean

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

It rings a bell in my head about how the potatoes were left by the fleeing people to feed the red army that was coming in to contest that area, and many were in anguish about this because it was their food and homes

That’s about all I can remember about “Russian potatoes” in WWII

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was Churchill's take on European fascism too — it's good for the Italians or the Germans, but an Englishman cared too much for liberty to allow himself to be governed like that (ofc he fucking hated even bourgeois democracy really, but was smart enough not to say that part out loud lol)

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

That's an interesting comparison. My own thought when I heard it was that it's exactly what Americans said about the Koreans, the Vietnamese, the Chinese, and several other groups that they killed or sought to kill in droves.

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

The woman in question was Florence Gaub:

Florence Gaub (born 1977) is a Franco-German researcher, security expert and futurist who focuses on foresight based policy formation for international relations and security policy. She is director of the research division at the NATO Defense College (Rome). She worked as deputy director at the European Union Institute for Security Studies (EUISS) in Paris from February 2018 until May 2022, worked as foresight advisor at the General Secretariat of the Council and was Visiting Professor at the College of Europe, member of the World Economic Forum Global Future Councils on Complex Risks (2021 - 2025).

From what I heard she often gets invited on TV as an off-the-shelf pundit on Russia-Ukraine.

Someone managed to sneak in Benjamin Norton into the citations:

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

“ThEy DoNt VaLuE hUmAn LiFe”

“You see, what I love about capitalism is how it ranks people. Yes, it has killed millions but those are the good deaths! The weak are dying out so we can see the full beauty of humanity’s best flourish! Law of the jungle baby!”

“Even MY life should be forfeit thanks to climate change if it means we make sure no one gets told what to do! Climate regulations are soooo draconian!”

[–] Big@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Belief in Gene-absolutism seems to be a thing.

I remember my coworker once showed me a TED Talk style video of a guy claiming the reason people are poor is because people have a "poverty gene" and therefore, they have to keep serving their capitalist masters, who have their special and magical "being-rich-and-better-than-you gene."

Can't afford your car payments? You have an Expensive Car Gene.

Stubbed your toe? You have a Stubbed Your Toe Gene.

Gotten fired from your job? You have a Easily Fired Gene.

It's utterly ridiculous how many nonsense ideologies there are out there who try to obfuscate and perpetuate class rule through pseudoscientific bullshit.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stubbed you toe? Believe it or not, communism's fault.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

stubs toe

Another 10 trillion victims of communism on the tally

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Soo…they’re admitting all their achievements boil down to pure luck of the draw? troll

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Plato's Myth of the Metals, but for modern capitalism.

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

wdym man the russians famously did a giant ass clusterfuck civil war

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In America the government spends tax dollars on a very unpopular foreign government and builds data centers despite people opposing them, and the greatest resistance we can muster is people in frog costumes

[–] stink@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

No Kings™ hosted a rally the same day a Palestine protest was planned (that had been planned, for weeks) in my city a while back.

Caused so much confusion, people going to the wrong places, we marched past the No Kings™ crowd and it was pathetic. No real diversity, just white liberals or old white liberals. Penis hats, hamilton costumes, brunch signs, pro-NATO, pro-USAID, pro-UKKKraine, oddly enough zero Palestine flags very curious...

Walked by one LOSER with a sign that had a QR code and above read "Anti-Trump Limericks (18+)"

I can only assume they did it on purpose to cause confusion with the different movements who planned out the Palestine protest.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So which gene is it? What’s the specific bit of DNA that’s endemic to ethnic Russians that’s not present in “non-slave minded” people? Fuckers say “it must be genetic” but then act as if the genome itself is a black box we can’t observe.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

subscribing to lysenkoism to justify your slave gene theories about the russians

[–] Fayne@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Said by the same people that think that participating in police-approved protests will topple Trump

[–] Renin@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Here the nationalists have a boner for Ukraine, hate the locals and think Russians are orks

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Libs literally recycling one of the arguments 19th century Southern aristocrats used to justify slavery

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

didn't expect to see pseudo-science/eugenics making a comeback until now, but if fascism itself is unmasking everywhere, i guess this makes sense too. :p

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Alternative theory: They've just been sold on a fucking war. It has nothing to do with genes. Two sets of oligarchs convinced a bunch of poor people die for money.

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

Bad analysis IMO. The war was brought to Russia's doorstep. It's not like WWI. Liberating the Donbass from ethnic cleansing isn't the same as an inter-imperialist land grab.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Noooo that makes too much sense for us liberals. CLEARLY it is built into the Russian DNA!!!!

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

buddy, all slavs are slaves, do embrace your viking larp fully

[–] Trioxin@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Haven't watched this video from Vexler... Is he actually arguing for the idea of a "slavery gene" in Russians? I'd be surprised, since his analyses are usually from a psycho-political or historical perspective.