this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2026
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[–] Linearity@piefed.zip 5 points 4 days ago (6 children)

wtf is the context of this image?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

She's exhausted and still tingling from two hours of hard sex. He's off to work and turns back to say "Don't shower. We're going again when I get home." She collapses to the table and clenches her fist to prevent herself from tearing off his pants again.

What? Art is about interpretation.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (4 children)

New art gallery idea: Abstract Erotic Art. It is just lines and shapes and shit without any real meaning, but the audio tour is basically little vignettes of smut per painting.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Written and Narrated by Violet

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 4 days ago

As a horny person I approve of this idea.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

You’re a dirty little triangle aren’t you? My line is expanding its mathematical domain!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

That sounds really fun to do the writing for actually

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 11 points 3 days ago

I want To visit a museum with you

[–] bananabread@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

Morning wood 🤷

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

If you mean the template without the words, I think the lady is sad that the man is leaving. Or the lady is dead. Maybe the man didn't kill her but he is sure to get blamed.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

My dick in the morning

The rest of my body in the morning

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I guess, if you know you know...

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The same procedure like yesterday?

The same procedure like every day!

[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 0 points 3 days ago

At least you know you aren't going to have a heart attack soon. When you stop waking up hard you are about 5-7 years away from a heart attack.