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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Some games instantly ban you from chat if you write alt f4 as an anti-hazing measure. I, being of patrician’s taste, ask in global chat for the command to close a window and giddily watch as microphone icons disappear from the player list.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

A blacklist for words is such a lazy solution, lol.

I remember back in the old days of Westwood, their online games had a strict list of bannable words, and it was always fun to bait people into using them with seemingly innocent questions. "Hey, I'm doing a history report on WWII, does anyone know the name of the leader of the SS? Himm-something?"

Some poor schmuck: "You mean Himmler?"

User "Poor Schmuck" has been banned for 6 hours.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Even funnier when the devs or admins strolled by and offered a simple “lol” immediately after the ban. Very goofy times.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Everything related to the internet was so unserious and fun.

[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Now it’s all “please don’t swear think of the advertisers/shareholders/profits!”

And pissing off some random idiot teenager could mean having their 1.5 million Twitch followers weaponised against you.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

my response would always be something like "be sure to touch some grass on your walk to the library to look that up."

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

A blacklist for words is such a lazy solution, lol.

Plenty of games have a little pop-up window that says "are you sure you want to exit?" when you press Alt+F4. That's a much more elegant solution than banning the phrase.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

That's just stupid, it is stupid prank but ultimately harmless.

I can almost guarantee there are more important things they should be worrying about.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Getting kids, and the bait takers were overwhelmingly children, to recognize the value in avoiding internet people felt like more good than harm. Plenty of casual bigots. Feeling welcome among them is unhealthy

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Setting: Napster Chat c. 1999

User: Why is my download so slow?

Me: If you hold CTRL+ALT and tap DEL as fast as you can it’ll speed it up

Windows 98:
CTRL+ALT+DELx1 = Task Manager
CTRL+ALT+DELx2 = Immediate Reboot

Half the chat: *Disappears*

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

I once asked for a niche camera control shortcut and someone said "Alt + the external view button" and I tried it before realizing that the external view button was F4 :/

[–] roadrunner_ex@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a bad meme, but it feels like the Venn diagram of people who have been playing 50+ years, know about the Alt-F4 prank, and can’t figure out how to reload would be a pretty tiny overlap…

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Wait until you see what kind of crazy controls we're using in 2070.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

"For the last time, it's just like evergthing else, grandpa! You just have to think about what you want to do hard enough and it reads your thoughts."

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

aaaand I'm in horny jail

[–] roadrunner_ex@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

is that some sort of tongue controller?

[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

basically yea

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

My fucking boomer dad was the first to hit me with this back in the early 90s. Told me the god mode code in Doom was ctrl+alt+delete. This was back before it asked for any confirmation and just restarted the machine instantly.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

bummer, dude. it activates after the fourth time.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'm actually trying to remember when I first learned the real code. I jist remember trying to use Doom's godmode code in Heretic, where instead of becoming immortal, the game kills you with a message like "you've DOOMed yourself."

[–] vrek@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don't speak French, you can remove the French language pack from your Linux install with sudo rm -fr

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You'd be amazed how much space the french language pack takes up! I was able to reduce my HDD usage to almost zero with this one simple trick!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean I like their toast but that language pack is just too big

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that the cheat code in Starcraft to get naked Kerrigan pics on Bnet?

Damn you, I was in a ranked game!

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

Anyone remembers the paladin who setup group select key binds with Alt+F1-F5 and was complaining, that selecting the fourth member always crashed the game?

[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

In Star Citizen, you cycle the camera with F4. I've gotten a few people by telling them alt reverses the cycle direction.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

There was a time where Source games had "Quit game" bound to F10 per default

Was a fun time, when you could tell people to press F10 to open the cheat menu or start a votekick

[–] stardustpathsofglory@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] hoch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, that's his grandpa Lionel Sebastian

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

In Factorio you can enter this cmd prompt via powershell to unlock a special game mode.

systemreset - factoryreset