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LMAO

At some point someone goes: "i'm glad he's on our side."

"Spandex Boobs" lol.

Didnt she die like 20 movies ago? Did they resurrect her?

“Well that just happened”

All for a 30 second conversation with laser beam guy John Dick, in a movie that won't be worth watching either.

Only thing it is missing is them namedropping another superhero in an upcoming movie so you want to go see that one too.

Real “and then” hours

I don't even mind there being a huge elaborate web of relations and context, the real issue imo is that it's all just fucking slop and self reference and The Reddit Idea of Being Epic, meaning that the movie isn't here introducing you to a whole mythos of connected stories like it purports, it's just giving fucking homework of watching old shitty movies and and shows to get shallow references in new shitty movies and shows, and there's no real purpose to it except to make you pay more money to consume more product. It doesn't have interesting ideas or messages, it just wants you to clap when the thing explodes and action man says the line that he said 5 movies ago and also 3 movies ago.

I can't believe they're still at it! If they'd taken a 15 year break, they could have cashed in n nostalgia and rewatches

The first Avengers movie is when it went beyond post-credits scenes. A restrained approach had stopped at endgame. And also it wouldnt have made age of ultron, that thing was pure filler.

These movies also look like pure shit, they want to make them so quick they don't even bother with acting or VFX (compare the effects of the 1989 Batman Movie or even the 2002 Spider-Man Movie with any modern MCU movie), hell even the lore in these movies are sometimes not even close to the comics.

Most of my fanfiction takes place in the same universe because..... I don't actually remember why I decided that.

Does mean my "Romance novel" happens in the same world as my Rats of NIMH, Redwall, and RWBY fanfictions. Although the latter three occur in simulations, and the "romance novel" and Redwall simulation happens hundreds of years after my author self insert character dies.

......Who needs drugs when you have autism? Now that I've written it out, this is all incredibly convoluted!

That’s such a good way of putting it.

Those movies aren’t an artform: they’re just…content.

I kind of liked the first iron man. It wasn't great or anything, but it was a fun little romp.

If it's on TV im not gonna change the channel unless there's an ad break

I enjoyed the first wave where they had no idea what they were doing yet, so Captain America was kind of a spy movie and Thor was E.T. But Hot. Once they settled in on a formula, it became impossible to give a damn.

Honestly I think the main market for these movies is people who say "let's go to a movie" and then have no idea what's coming out so they just look at what's currently playing and they pick the thing that they figure is the most safe bet.

that's for theaters, when it's streaming slop the main market doesn't matter because people are rarely actually watching what they're streaming that's why Netflix now mandates that you restate the plot of the film multiple times to make sure people can follow along.

I had a friend who loved them and she'd make me go see every one and I'd find ways to make myself incredibly drunk before heading into the screening.

launder money and to hang out with his friends

I'm not a Sandler fan but I respect that grift much more than I do whatever Marvel is doing

Watching a movie? Nah, don't have the attention span.

Spend multiple hours squatting on the floor programming microcontrollers? Yes!

The rest of the new spider Man movies are pretty good tbh

If it gives you fifteen minutes of fart noises then it will have done its job accurately